Fun with half-euphemisms

[pokerfan]

:rofl:

[timtom]

1. Hilarious!

Thanks!

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Our band rehearsed in our drummer's basement...

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... no A/C -- sometimes 110-115 degrees.
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We did all originals. The creative process was incredible and INTENSE.
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The temperature AND our tempers would rise.
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The best descriptive I have is that the words, "No... fuck YOU!!!!" were
not all that uncommon.
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Our drummer, Happy Sweaty Jimmy, was one of the sweetest human
beings I've ever met in my life. He'd know EXACTLY when to kick us all
out of his basement for 15-minute time-outs in his much-cooler backyard.
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