Woman Charged For Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving

[formercia]

Colondra Hamilton Charged For Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving
Posted by Vince Grzegorek on Thu, Aug 26, 2010 at 9:45 AM

Colondra Hamilton took multitasking while driving to a new level earlier this week.

Forget the people who drink their coffee, chat on their cell phones, do their makeup, or read the paper while driving. Those in-car distractions are child's play compared to what Elmwood Place cops found Hamilton doing while behind the wheel earlier this week.

It all began when police noticed illegally tinted windows on her vehicle.

When they pulled Hamilton, 36, over, they noticed her pants were unbuttoned, a vibrator was sitting in her lap, and her passenger was holding a computer. Those dots were pretty easy to connect.

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More at the link:

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2010/08/26/colondra-hamilton-charged-for-masturbating-watching-porn-while-driving

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Good grief! Unsanitary and unsafe!

And a major eeewwwwww!!!!!!!!

[rug]

2. In other news, her career as a moderator is under review.

[undeterred]

3. Its about as funny as drunk driving if you get hit by someone

who is driving distracted... it really doesn't matter if they are masturbating or talking on the phone or what they are doing. If they aren't watching the road and they kill someone, its dangerous driving.

[NYC_SKP]

4. "They also found part of a broken crack pipe in her purse."

wow

[6000eliot]

5. Makes you wonder how it broke.

[7wo7rees]

6. How many broken vibrators?

IBTL

[bigwillq]

7. ha ha

:rofl:

[dimbear]

8. What exactly is her nickname, do you figure? n/t

[6000eliot]

9. "Stripping the gears?"

[LeftyMom]

10. Warning: Pic at the link is NOT HOT. nt

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Many years ago I did know one who wrecked her car...

when giving a guy a blowjob while she was driving.

Neither she nor the guy ever fully described exactly how that could be done, but it didn't seem to work very well.

[RedCloud]

12. So where is the guide to careful sex while driving?

I don't know why I want to know this.
:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[snooper2]

13. She has that post-orgasm glow.

She has that post-orgasm glow.



Caption under the picture :rofl:

[formercia]

14. She looks like she broke quite a sweat.

Must have been a difficult choice. Wankus Interruptus is a bad way to start the Day. :rofl:

[Shagbark Hickory]

15. Too much trouble to remove the dildo from your lap before the cop comes to the door?

Or turn off the computer?

I think she wanted to get caught.

[MilesColtrane]

16. Well, when your crack pipe is broken, what else are you gonna do?

:shrug:

[RedCloud]

17. Better a crack pipe than a tail pipe.

[Recovered Repug]

18. A thought multi-tasking was supposed to be a positive thing? nt

[Lucian]

19. It's not good to drive a stick and an automatic at the same time.

And this article is over a year old.

[formercia]

20. It still got a laugh

Some Situation Comedies are Timeless.

[Lucian]

21. Touche.