Jumper cables and vodka are not a good combination

[TK421]

my monitor is fuzzy...this pamphlet says the next bus to the mall is at 10:45, but the carpet in the living room is still not vacuumed...

I tried making ramen noodles without the high-sodium flavor packet, but changed my mind...I added TWO flavor packets ( one I had saved from the last time I tried this experiment ) It's been working out pretty well...

I bite my toenails...

[PuffedMica]

1. Trying out for RandomThoughs' old position are we?

[siligut]

2. I grew up with a girl who chewed off her toenails after her fingernails were down to the nibs

You have to be pretty limber to do it.

[Alexander]

3. I have a sheep, doing roofing over my house.

Come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.

[dionysus]

4. you're due ramen and toenail clippings and many experiences

[TK421]

5. what, no beer and travel money? I'm not in!

[mysuzuki2]

6. I get it!

this is blank verse.

[Chan790]

7. Banana Slugs.

Banana slug, oh banana slug, beautiful banana slug
slug slub slug slub slug slub slada sluda slusha
I'm not a banana slug, are you a banana slug?
Well why the fuck are you so obsessed then with
banana slug?
I didn't say anything about banana slugs.
Are you on drugs?

(A free-verse poem. I call it Morally Redundant Penis)
~Chan790

[saras]

8. Especially when you clip the jumper cables to your ears and the powerline outside.