CONFESS!!! Post your dirty secrets you know about DU's new crop of moderators

[LynneSin]

Aerows
cbayer
Chemisse
Danger Mouse
dmr
dogday
Grateful for Hope
greatauntoftriplets
hootinholler
JHB
Kerrytravelers
lazarus
Lithos
madaboutharry
maddezmom
mopinko
ncrainbowgrrl
NYC_SKP
pinto
proud patriot
rasputin1952
Renew Deal
Rhiannon12866
Robb
santamargarita
struggle4progress
The empressof all
Tindalos
TrogL
undergroundrailroad

Skinner just posted the list - I'm just SURE there is some juicy stories about them!

:rofl:

Also congrats to all the new moderators!

[Danger Mouse]

1. Danger Mouse is the biggest prick I ever met.

I can't stand the guy, and that's a fact!

[LynneSin]

2. Personally attacking any individual DU member in any way. Posting broad-brush attacks, rude nickname

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

3. I can't help myself. I haven't been so pissed off by a DU'er...since

that asshole ElrondHubbard left. Wonder what happened to him anyway? I heard he was killed by a pack of pissed off honey badgers.

[LynneSin]

4. He's hanging with Walt Starr

:rofl:

[proud patriot]

5. proud patriot is a real hard ass

:sarcasm:

Thanks LynneSin

[KamaAina]

25. They roped you in AGAIN?

Do they have pictures of you with farm animals or something?! :P

[struggle4progress]

6. in case you were wondering, struggle4progress isn't that guy's real name

DUers might want to dig into this

[progressoid]

7. I have heard that at least three of them suffer from toe-nail fungus.

[Chemisse]

10. omg - where is the graphic warning? LOL

[progressoid]

22. Oops, sorry.

:blush:

[Lady Freedom Returns]

19. ...

:puke: :hide:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear LynneSin!

I'm so far out of the loop that I don't know any dirty little secrets!

:cry:

[rug]

9. One of them has a nasty habit of urinating in hot tubs.

[LynneSin]

13. Skinner has dealt with this issue from past moderators and is well prepared...

[Robb]

15. One? Oh, good. Things are looking up.

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. greatauntoftriplets is actually the great aunt of twins....

in addition to the triplets. My family seems to specialize in multiple births.

:D

[Kerrytravelers]

12. I've heard tale that Robb is actually a real dingbat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingbat

He usually looks like this in the hot tub.




:rofl:

[mopinko]

14. mopinko sleeps with dogs.

[TK421]

16. they are all ass-kissers?

:shrug: I give up! They want the keys to the mod hot-tub ( not exclusive to anyone )

[NYC_SKP]

17. I Was Totally DRUNK at the Time and Besides, You Can't PROVE it Was ME....

Pictures or Not!!!

:hide:

[Kerrytravelers]

27. Dude, there are pictures worse than The Hangover, part 1 and 2!

:rofl:

[Lady Freedom Returns]

18. They Are ALL democrats and/or Liberals!

I even heard that none of them liked Bush!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. congrats, all and thanks for volunteering your time.

I will keep my secrets about you all to myself...need the blackmail ammo ;)

but for real :toast: :applause: :toast:

looks like a good bunch altogether :)

[Rhiannon12866]

21. Volunteering?! I was told that we got minimum wage! :(

:evilgrin: :hi:

[cbayer]

23. During cbayer's first term as a moderator she......

banned herself.......

twice.....

by accident.

:hide:

[greatauntoftriplets]

28. And I reinstated her....twice.

:hi:

[RedCloud]

24. Struggle4progress never patrols the lounge, so we are safe!

[struggle4progress]

35. I'll vouch for the accuracy of that. Or maybe I'll take the fifth.

Wait. Where IS the fifth?

No, that's NOT the fifth: that's an empty bottle

[KamaAina]

26. greatauntoftriplets is really only the aunt of twins.

So there. :P

[greatauntoftriplets]

29. There asre triplets, too.

They are 10 1/2. The twins are seven months today.

:party:

[Aerows]

30. Oh cher, I'm pretty juicy

I'll confess everything if asked properly.

*smirk*

[Rhythm]

31. I hear one of them is a total dingbat...

[Orrex]

32. Only one of them is real, and the rest are sock-puppets.

[struggle4progress]

37. All the socks, that disappear from your dryer, actually become du mod sockpuppets

[krispos42]

33. Oh, I've got notes like you wouldn't believe

Edited on Thu Sep-01-11 1:12 AM by rasputin1952


They are all wonderful people, truly selfless and giving people who love DU and all of its members.

And that rasputin guy, he's really handsome and a hit with a ladies thanks to his highly developed tantric skills.

[petronius]

34. Is that enough? When you account for all the sockpuppets on that list,

it only ends up being, like, five different people... :shrug:

[Rhiannon12866]

36. Well, it depends on how you're counting...

Two of us are actually Siamese twins. Guess which ones... ;)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

38. "maddezmom" sounds like a sock-puppet

for zozosmom.

Welcome back.

:hi:

All hail the new crop of moderators, a necessary, though thankless job. Well-paid though.

[maddezmom]

39. well she'd would have been my sockpuppet

since I was here 4 yrs before she got here. :hi: My daughter is Maddie, hence the name. :D