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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 08:51 AM
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Jesus Saves...


And so can you, when you come down to Furniture City...


It's just an imagined advertisement by an imaginary fundie business owner, if a fundie ever becomes president.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 09:10 AM
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1. Moses invests. nt
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 09:39 AM
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2. Jesus always saves...


One heck of a goalie!
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 09:42 AM
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3. Jesus vs. Jesus...

Ever notice that he's on EVERYBODY'S team?

He must get pretty tired.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 09:45 AM
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4. Obviously he's not on Tim Tebow's team...
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2011/08/tim_tebow_1st_round_draft_pick_a_mistake.php

Tim Tebow: Was Broncos' use of a 1st round draft pick to get him officially a waste?
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7wo7rees Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 11:31 AM
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5. Bank president walks outside to see the graffiti "Jesus Saves."
Tells the VP, "I think we'll leave it."
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 11:56 AM
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6. we used to sing a ditty as kids that went
Jesus Saves
jesus Saves
Oh Jesus saves his money at the First National Bank
Oh Jesus Saves his money at the First national Bank .......
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 12:50 PM
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tabbycat31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 12:52 PM
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8. Jesus saves
He shops sales and uses coupons.
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 01:06 PM
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9. Jesus Saves...




Tikki
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 01:12 PM
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10. Jesus Saves.....


http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/colomje01.shtml

But only 6 of them during his baseball career
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-11 01:24 PM
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11. Jesus saves...
Esposito scores on the rebound.
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