I used to be agnostic/atheistic, but I have to confess that during my open-heart surgery...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[ornotna]

1. I didn't know you had it in you

But I guess you do. Still can't give your heart to Jesus.







Edit to add. That was funny. :7

[Arugula Latte]

2. Oh sweet baby Jesus on a Ritz cracker which on turn is on a trailer hitch,

THAT is funny.

:rofl:

[applegrove]

3. LOL! Glad you can laugh at it.

[solara]

4. Ohh man.. you are surely bent

:rofl:


Love it

[Flaxbee]

5. oh my goodness that made me laugh!

:hi: MFM!

I am *so* glad you're back!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Xipe Totec]

6. What if, the baked potato idea had worked?

What then, oh unbeliever?

If only you had trusted in Jesus' epicurean advice!

He gave you blood for wine, and flesh for bread, and now a potato for a heart...

But Noooooo!!!!!

[pink-o]

11. Can't you get electricity from a potato? C'mon all you science fair entrants!

So if that's the case, they'll start making pacemakers from 'em next, right?

Anyway, not the point. The real thing is MFM is back with a vengeance.

Or at least a Bad Attitude, right?

[sarge43]

8. O ye of little faith

Thanks Sweetie. Nothing like coffee and snark to start the day. :rofl:

[Demoiselle]

9. Guffaw. Startled the dog with my laughing.

[pintobean]

10. So...............now you're a taterguy?

I predict a lot more profanity in your posts.

[IcyPeas]

12. but potatoes DO conduct electricity (potato battery)

it's true. So maybe replacing a heart with a potato could really work. :crazy:

http://www.thedailyspud.com/2011/06/12/potato-battery/

[monmouth]

13. I'm on my way out to go to confession. You will most certainly be

included in my penance...

[marzipanni]

14. LOL! That brought to mind an old DU thread

in which a potato is supposed to fill in for another body part...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=209585&mesg_id=209598

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. He WAS quite the spud muffin!!! n/t

[nolabear]

16. The Irish in me salutes you.

The profane just blew coffee all over the keyboard. :spray: