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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 05:17 AM
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Okay, that preacher's NASCAR prayer was kind of funny
Thanking God for his the cars and his "smoking hot wife." Pretty funny.

But is this guy really 35 years old?

I"m considerably older than that, but he looks a hell of a lot older than the age I am.

Is this for real? He's really 35 years old?



I don't fault any man for praising his wife as "smoking hot." So I won't argue that point. But he's 35 years old? Really?

Family Baptist Church Pastor Joe Nelms (back), 35, of Lebanon, Tennessee, his wife Lisa, 34, and their children Eli, 8, and Emma, 6, are pictured in this 2011 Easter photograph released to Reuters on July 25, 2011. Nelms, pastor of Family Baptist Church in nearby Lebanon, Tennessee, borrowed a little bit from the film "Talladega Nights" and also from NASCAR legend Darrell Waltrip in his prayer before the weekend race. REUTERS/Joe Nelms/Family Baptist Church/Handout (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT MOTOR RACING RELIGION) FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN SUPPLIED BY A THIRD PARTY. IT IS DISTRIBUTED, EXACTLY AS RECEIVED BY REUTERS, AS A SERVICE TO CLIENTS

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/25072011/2/photo/25072011221126.html

(Reuters seems to be rubbing it in.)
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Locrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 06:25 AM
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1. Talladega Nights!

Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 07:12 AM
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2. yep. a well-done tribute and parody. If you thought the prayer funny
you will find the movie hilarious.
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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 08:34 AM
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3. He looks like the expression "rode hard, put up wet" -
and what's up with that boggity stuff at the end of his invocation?
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 07:19 PM
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8. "Rode hard...etc." may well be my favorite descriptive phrase.
And the more I see, the more useful it becomes..
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 08:35 AM
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4. don't you think, that in all fairness, you should post a pic of yourself
for comparison purposes . . .
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 10:12 AM
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5. I'd have guessed 50-something.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 06:15 PM
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6. He got that "smokin hot wife" line from a movie.
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 06:56 PM
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7. I admit that this prayer was the only one I would ever want to be subjected to.
I thought it was funny too. And it seemed that everyone there agreed, he had them cracking up.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 08:51 PM
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9. If you take your religion too seriously....
....that is when it ruins you. That is why I love my old Catholic Women. They are naughty and just awesome. There is no dirty joke like the dirty joke out of the mouth of an old Catholic Lady. LOL
Duckie
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 09:00 PM
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10. Amen. nt
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