The 78 most annoying words to read in a restaurant review

[grasswire]

http://www.chow.com/food-news/86351/the-78-most-annoying-words-to-read-in-a-restaurant-review/

Here's the first half of the list:

100 mile
addictive
affordable prices
ambrosia
annealed
artisanal
authentic
awesome
bad boy
cloyingly sweet
cooked to perfection
crazy delicious
cuts with a fork
decadent
deconstructed
died and gone to heaven
engorged
eponymous
falls off the bone
fellows
foodie
gastropub
gem
goodness
gooeyness
gutsy
haute barnyard
healthy
hidden gem
historic
house-made
I have seen God
I really want to like this place
in my opinion
inedible
local
locavore
meltingly tender
most unique

[snagglepuss]

1. to die for.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Fecal matter. Pustules. Dried vomit. Vaginal discharge. Penisariffic. Malodorous. Oedipal.

At least, if you are the owner of the restaurant, those would be annoying words.