CAPTION W face to face with the LAMPS as they have turned against him

[underpants]

Yes you are a wiley lot you all are.....you got the best of me and my energy cronies this time but we are pretty sure this was led by insurgents from Canada and we will get them too.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

1. Why is the twins drinking the $100 a bottle tequila, but

they's sneaking in the rot-gut El Toro stuff to me? I don't feel so good this morning. I got to go ask Lloyd my imaginary bartender for some Hair of the Dog!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "Ollie,,, I've Lost My Dollar!"

W's thinkin', "I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a Frontal Lobotomy!"

[Braden]

3. not even the brightest bulb in here.

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Wow, it's great being president. You can do what you

wanna . . . ALL the time. I like telling the motorcade to stop and thenI run into an antiques store and relieve myself on Shaker furniture, if I can find it, . . . if not, colonial. Gee, to see your piddle splashing some 200-year-old white oak desk or table top is some kinda pleasure, you can believe me. . . . Wow, . . . this is great!"

[cosmicdot]

5. Lights are on, but nobody's home ...

... W strains real hard trying to make the lights go out in another blue state area today ...

[skip fox]

6. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[myomy]

7. ÒFool me once..and..uh..fool me again....and..well..you can fool me..

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