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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-11 05:21 PM
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Should I buy my house a mat?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-11 05:29 PM
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1. I want a door mat that says "FUCK OFF!"
People who know they belong won't be offended. People who would be offended don't belong.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-11 05:32 PM
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2. This is just as good
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-11 05:51 PM
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3. I had one that said "Get Lost" but now all the lettering has got lost
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 03:48 AM
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4. How about asking the house if he wants a mat?
"Hey, house! Want a mat?":shrug:
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 12:14 PM
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6. My house and I aren't getting along right now. The house is moody and misinterprets
everything I saw. So I think it best not to tread into that particular minefield
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 11:49 AM
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5. you should buy one for every door.
any little teeny tiny bit of dirt that i can keep outside where i don't have to suck it up is a good thing.
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