So what have you done that going to get you sent to hell?

[Ohio Joe]

Certainly we have all done plenty but here is one of my favorites.

A little over a year ago, when I was working on the census in Natick MA, I met with my team twice daily at the Natick library. One afternoon after leaving the meeting, I had gotten to my car, put down the top and was lighting a smoke when a nun came up and handed me one of those little medals with a saint on it for me to hang from my mirror... or something. She was smoking hot... mid 30's somewhere, about 5"0 and her costume did little to hide her hotness :D

I could not help myself so as she handed me the medal I said "Would you go to dinner with me sometime?"

She got this confused look on her face and asked "Are you asking me for a date?"

"A smoking hot woman comes up to me out of nowhere and I have to assume it is a sign from god for me to ask her for a date" I replied.

Her face went a little blank and she stammered "I'm... I'm a nun"

I told her "I know, I'm cool with that"

and she just walked away and I never did get that date :(

[pacalo]

1. Say two "Hail Marys" and bless you, dear...

My worst sin is being one of those damn libruls who believes in goodness. But when I was a kid, a friend of mine & I scooped up the sawdust from the floor where my dad was making a rabbit cage to use as a "coconut" topping for our mud cookies -- then gave one to my younger brother. :eyes: Got in BIG trouble for that.

[pinboy3niner]

2. ...

[Odin2005]

3. ROFL!

[Whisp]

4. I said something to my mom one time

which was hellish
but I don't believe in that other hell, the hell is now and remembering

[noamnety]

5. Making Boca veggie burgers

and topping them with bacon.

[zanana1]

6. You're going to hell for sure.

I don't know if that's a venial sin or a mortal sin, but you really blew it. See you there.

[DFW]

7. Look at this another way:

Maybe you made her contemplate that if a man finds her attractive, and she is intrigued at the notion,
that maybe she is denying herself a life of happiness with her vows of celibacy, and she'll leave her
convent, go back to life "out there," find a man (or woman, if she is so inclined), and live a happily
married life. And all because you planted the seed of thinking differently in her head.

Hell, you should start to get yourself measured for your wings now, so you don't have to stand in line
when you reach the pearly gates!

[HopeHoops]

8. How long can the message part of a post be?

If I get started, I might just reach that limit.

[NewJeffCT]

9. I've never heard of a hot nun before

or one that young. I had assumed they were was a minimum age of 65 or something like that.

I may have done a few bad things over the years, but since I'm an atheist, i won't be going anywhere.

[mysuzuki2]

10. I have just one word to say on that subject -

Mary Tyler Moore in that movie with Elvis.

[mysuzuki2]

11. When I was a kid in the 1950's I was made to go to sunday

school every week. I didn't mind and I don't think it did me any lasting harm. I was given a little envelope with a dime in it every sunday to put in the collection plate. And every sunday I would tear it open and stop at the corner drugstore and buy a comic book with it. Screw the collection plate there was a new Superboy issue out! And yes, in those days you could buy a comic book for a dime. Anyway, stealing your sunday school dime week after week is probably a sin even a forgiving and loving god, should one exist, cannot forgive. Satan is waiting!

[bigwillq]

12. Gay sex

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Lucian]

13. I've broken every commandment except the "Thou shall not kill/murder" one.

[RebelOne]

14. Yep. Me too, but I don't believe in hell anyway. n/t

[Lucian]

15. Neither do I.

[monmouth]

21. When I was five my first confession...I confessed to committing adultery.

I had asked many, many times what it was and received no reply so I figured I must have done it. I'm sure Father Sullivan is dead by now but I did hear a chuckle...

[jmowreader]

16. Just a little sibling harassment, nothing severe

My little brother (the one who's now a freeper) saved up his nickels and bought an air rifle--one of the ones you have to pump up. I told him the reason they call them "air rifles" is before you can shoot them, you have to take them to the gas station and put air in them from the air hose.

He actually went down there to do it.

[PassingFair]

17. Infidel nt

[femmocrat]

18. I have "lusted in my heart," to quote Jimmy Carter.

I don't think he will be joining me there, though. :evilgrin:

[Zephie]

19. Lesbian intimacy in an empty chapel.

Right in front of the altar, while the rest of the church was in the next room over having fellowship hour.

[bif]

20. When I was little, my mom was tucking me into bed

And she said, "Say goodnight to Jesus." To which I responded, "I hate Jesus!" Or so I've been told.

[Broken_Hero]

22. I once....

bet money on the OU Sooners to win...I admit it, I'm an avid OU hater, but I did bet on them to win the Nat Title game back in 2000. At the time, I was working in North Carolina, and one of my co-workers was an avid, ott, annoying little Florida State Fan...

So, when OU/FSU were going to the big dance, I bet 200 that OU would dominate...thats the biggest bet/money I've ever won.

So, for that, I know I'm going to hell for betting/cheering OU in a football game...may the lord Beelzebub have mercy for my hypocritical OU hating ass....

[oneshooter]

23. I was told, many years ago When I was still wearing the EGA and dress blues

That I was going to go to hell, because I had killed people in the RVN. I told him that I would probably go, but it would be a long time away. That was 30+ years ago. And I really haven't given it a thought till now.

Oneshooter
Armed and Livin in Texas

[MiddleFingerMom]

24. During late grade school/jr high, I used to play the organ during Sunday Mass...

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When I was PRETTY sure no one else was in the church, I would play Rolling Stones
songs on that huge and magnificent pipe organ in the balcony.
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"Vox humana" is exceptionally well-suited for "You Can't Always Get What You Want).
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KNEW I was probably Hell-bound.
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It felt too GOOD for me to give a (hah) damn.
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[Oxy Contin]

25. I once told some missionary types who were out door knocking

That I bet I could corrupt them before they could save me.

Lord did they leave in a hurry. Young boys 18 or 19 and their faces turned red and they took off without even leaving me their church programs they were handing out.

[RandomThoughts]

26. I have seen far to many good hearts of much help

to try to tell people like that what they have to think or feel, when that would require me to say I know for sure.

I can share what I think and feel, and try to learn also. But won't be a missionary.

Well maybe a bit. :) Although I am due beer and travel money.

Missionary Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2B1LzEsXc

As far as being corrupted, I think much of that is how you see it, I wasn't corrupted then, am not now, but the verse that upsets me the most is in the form of a curse that many use in a form of judgement on the dead, by saying they will be corrupted.

I don't think trying to condemn to corruption many, by saying that is best, or not like that, and think it is better to heal. Better to find the good, and even show the beauty they have in there heart, then to try to get someone to think they are corrupted.

Then again, I got to hear the wind play in the trees for days after learning of better concepts of healing, not hurting, so guess there is that pleasant reward in everything a person does.

:shrug: maybe I am wrong, but I understand that comment, I spoke with some of those types while walking on the road and on the bus, and I really think they mean to do better. But sometimes they stop learning.

Once on the bus, while one guy was talking to me, the other guy was in focus trying to jam me, it was really funny, looked like he was going to pinch a loaf off in his pants.

I know why they thought I needed there help, becuase I had a bit of long hair and a beard. There intent was good, and I was tolerant to them, but it was funny. Do you think they would have fixed the beer and travel money that was due if I explained that to them?

Side note, back in the pool days, you could tell a weak pool player when he had a scrunched up face, and was not relaxed in focus, sort of the idea, if you have to force focus, you are not focusing


Jessica Alba - Sin City Bar Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfpKjRitYdE



Brothers in Arms - Dire Straits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JkHBC5lDs

Bonnie Raitt - I Can't Make You Love Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW9Cu6GYqxo

Bonnie Raitt - Nick Of Time
http://www.123video.nl/playvideos.asp?MovieID=407128

Dire Straits - Walk of Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZxVC0GB838


Constantine - Bring me to life (Evanescence)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx8d3K_hngw



I am still standing

[Mendocino]

27. Nothing

I don't believe in the concept of hell.