You knew someone would do it. "Weiner: The Musical"

[dixiegrrrrl]

an excerpt:



ANTHONY WEINER
The way you make me feel, you know
Is making my trust grow and grow

FEMALE SCREEN NAME #3
I hope you don't just mean your trust
I rubbed the keyboard on my bust

ANTHONY WEINER
Can I call you on the phone?
Can we have a kind of date?

FEMALE SCREEN NAME #4
The prospect of your voice, you know
Makes my pulse accelerate.

ANTHONY WEINER
I took my shoes off, and my shirt.

FEMALE SCREEN NAME #5
The thought of that just drenched my skirt.



ANTHONY WEINER
I have been struggling as of late
Deciding if it's right or wrong
To use these social network sites
To send a picture of your schlong.

all of it, here:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2011/6/8greenman.html

[redwitch]

1. Very clever.

:-)

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. I actually thought it was, in keeping with the weirdness of the whole story.