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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-11 01:42 PM
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Poll question: Pianists. I'm guessing there's not a pianist joke left on the face of the Earth they haven't heard.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-11 02:06 PM
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1. Jerry Lee Lewis does not deserve the respect a real musician would get.
I'm disgusted at that picture.

And I have played the piano for the last fifty years.

I started at a very early age.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-11 03:27 PM
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2. Head lice. It's head lice.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-11 03:29 PM
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3. If a genie gave me 3 wishes, I'd use one to wish for a 12-inch Jerry Lee Lewis.
Though that still might lead to some misunderstanding.
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dimbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-11 06:28 PM
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4. I tried to think of a joke that wasn't well tempered by time. Couldn't come up with anything
clavier at all.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-11 12:55 AM
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7. Being clavier is the key to getting a good laugh!
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-11 06:48 PM
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5. pi-AN-ist.
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Lionel Mandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-11 11:28 PM
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6. Victor Borge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx4n9P4bLEo
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-11 01:15 AM
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8. Leave the ivory ticklers alone. I love having a piano player around...
Gives me a perfect place to set my beer. :beer:
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