I've decided I'm legally changing my first name to "What" and my last name to "TheFuck."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

That way, people will call me on the phone, and I'll pick up and say "What TheFuck" and they'll say "Sorry, i guess I must have the wrong number," and they'll hang up, and I can finally have some damned peace, and after a while, the calls will probably stop altogether.

YEAH...it's been THAT kind of day.

:eyes:

[Kali]

1. I started a post for you just the other day

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9694166 :P


:rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. It's like I'm already famous!

:-)

[PassingFair]

3. I'm thinking of changing my middle name to "Dot".

Just because.

[HopeHoops]

4. I got tired of telemarketers one night (in a bad mood) and yelled "FUCK OFF!" when I picked up.

Then I immediately hung up. Shocked the shit out of my wife and kids.

[bigwillq]

9. I told one to "Stop F*cking calling"

then went on to rant how I work second shift and sleep in a little late ... blah blah ... and then I slammed the phone down.


I normally don't answer if I don't recognize the number but this same number called every day for two weeks straight, twice a day. I finally got sick of them calling so I answered.

[HopeHoops]

10. I usually either ignore "UNKNOWN CALLER" or answer and hang up immediately to get it to stop ringing

It mostly depends on whether or not I'm by a phone.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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I was raised with pretty formal phone etiquette, so my response to calls at YOUR house woulda been:
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"The Fuck residence. MiddleFingerMom speaking." (true formula for us kids)
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When I was with the 101st Airborne, part of the time we'd draw duty as THE First Response Team
for any global emergencies (this is pre-terrorist era prior to the hardcore Delta teams and the like).
We had gotten a tip that a TEST call-out would happen at 6:00 AM on Friday with some likely field
time. As did MOST healthy young soldiers, those of us with live-in SO's were ready for the call and
tried to time our (ahem) physical relationships to take place at the very last minute... to "minimize"
what could be a very long dry spell.
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Phone rings. We're not QUITE done. I reach over, pick up the phone and -- VERY VERY out-of-breath --
I say, This had BETTER be fucking good!!!!"
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My First Sergeant (I worked directly for him). He laughed and said, "Relax, buddy... they pulled me
off MY wife, too."
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Civilians haven't a clue as to all the things we do for them.
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[nolabear]

6. You two ever thought of taking this act on the road?

Vespucci and Mom (aka WTF, Amerigo!)

I can't keep up!

[Kali]

8. MFM & WTF

or WTF MFM? :rofl:

[KamaAina]

7. What's the name of the guy on second?

:shrug:

[OhioChick]

11. And that's when Jessica Alba will call you....

:D

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. I'm always looking for an excuse to post "that" photo...

...sometimes I post it even if I don't have an excuse.

:rofl:

[bookworm65t]

12. a chiropactor or massage in your future?

You'll be constantly turning your head because someone is calling your name



:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. True story (and one of my proudest ad lib lines EVER):

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Probably around 1990 or so, a friend of mine caught up to me walking downtown
and asked, "Didn't you hear me WHISTLE at you?"
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I said, "Darlin', if I turned every time I heard someone whistle at me..."
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..."I'd be spinnin' like a top."
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Obviously, I've always had issues with my self-confidence.
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[Skittles]

15. I already answer what the FUCK do you want and it doesn't stop them

dream on AV

[kimi]

16. LOL you guys are too funny

I learned early on that my favorite button on any phone was the "Silent Mode" one.

[Angleae]

17. I think this guy had the same idea