I staged a rapture scene.

[trof]

Put a pair of sandals, pair of shorts (with just the edge of the waistband of the Jockey shorts peaking out), T shirt, and baseball cap on the ground.
Next to the mailbox.

Laid out in the order in which you'd think you'd been "raptured".
:rofl:

No comments from neighbors so far.
:shrug:

[RebelOne]

1. Maybe your neighbors were raptured. n/t

[Ahpook]

2. Rapture is over

Me and Gawd have been hanging out this afternoon. The fucker drank all my wine and wants to go score some shit. I told him its illegal, and he called the rapture off. He is fucking pissed!!!

[struggle4progress]

3. The neighbors probably just thought some crazy wacko left his clothes by the mailbox.