BREAKING: MiddleFingerMom MISSING from Hospital - Last Seen In Butt-Open Gown.

[HopeHoops]

The hospital preacher was making the rounds and told MFM that he was going to be raptured on Saturday. MFM was stoned on Demerol and thought the said "ruptured" so he ripped out his IVs and high-stepped it out of there. Authorities are searching area bars and strip joints looking for him.

[Mopar151]

1. After Mrs. Mopar's stay in the hospital -

Hospitals NEED a bar. Even if paitents need a chart note about their limits of service. I've met some bartenders who were pretty good psycholigists - and some psychologists who would be good bartenders.

[Gormy Cuss]

2. They should check the highway overpasses too.

Motorists were reporting an especially bright full moon in that area last night.

[HopeHoops]

3. Oh fuck. I just passed iced tea through my nose.

:rofl:

Fortunately, I missed the keyboard.

[Arugula Latte]

4. ...

borrowed from another thread ... :)

[HopeHoops]

5. I'm thinking maybe I'll pass on the opportunity.

[bigwillq]

6. Any pics

of this "butt-open gown"?!?!?

:rofl: :P

[HopeHoops]

8. Yeah, but that's in another thread and it was censored.

[bigwillq]

9. Skinner is just jealous

that MFM has a better ass.

:P :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

11. Frankly, I've never seen either so I can't "ass-ess" the situation accurately.

:evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

13. I've seen them both.

One of my most epic three-ways!! LOL :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

14. WHOA! TMI Alert! TMI Alert!

[bigwillq]

15. That's all I will share.

Or this thread will end up with a pad lock.

:P

[HopeHoops]

16. I trust you will keep your word. A pic sub-thread would DEFINITELY get it locked.

[eyepaddle]

18. That's pretty damn funny!

:thumbsup:

[Kali]

7. oh THAT'S why

he didn't answer the phone

[solara]

10. lol

:rofl:

[nolabear]

12. I see a bad moon rising! I hear the end is coming soon!!

OMG! I knew it! MFM is a prophet!

http://youtu.be/5BmEGm-mraE

[Arugula Latte]

17. Also, there is a bathroom on the right!

[Phentex]

19. Hide the children! Bring in the anaimals!....

remove all spam from your pantry!

PREPARE YOURSELVES!