Cletus and Billy Bob

[DearAbby]

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day
when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and
sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides
off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed
plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,
"What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"Me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Badda-boom.

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress.

:rofl:

[Suich]

2. LOL!

Thanks!

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. *Groan*

:rofl: