What? No Ahnold jokes yet?

[MichiganVote]

"Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced this week that after he got elected, he took a voluntary course on sexual harassment. Arnold says the sexual harassment course was a waste of time because quote 'I already know how to do it.'" —Conan O'Brien

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I'm surprised that he has no plans for a Gropinator movie franchise.

[MichiganVote]

2. Viagra ads.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. No flying bathtub could hold Ahnold!

BREAHGHGHGHAAAH! (smash)



Or is that Cialis?

[MichiganVote]

6. Yeah the one with the tire swing, whatever THAT's supposed to be about.

Bet he's got more than one kid stashed away.

[Twillig]

4. Some non-famous but funny tweep I follow said:

“It’s not a tumor.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger’s maid, pointing to her tummy.

RT!

[MichiganVote]

7. Lol! So much for the Terminator.

[geardaddy]

5. His love child probably said, when he (she?) was conceived

"I'll be back!"

[MichiganVote]

8. Jay Leno HAD to know

"In a shocking announcement, Governor Schwarzenegger said he supports changing the constitution to allow people like him to run for president. I'm shocked he would want that. Do you think he can win? Well, you know, it's interesting, he has Ronald Reagan's appeal as an actor and George W. Bush's difficulty with the English language. And, let's not forget, he's got a little Clinton in there too, so he could win." —Jay Leno

[geardaddy]

9. Probably did.

I can't stand Leno.

[MichiganVote]

10. He's not funny to me anyway. But Ahnold is going to be a free lunch for comedians.

[geardaddy]

11. Oh, I agree.

On both counts. I can't wait to see Conan and Letterman's take on all this.

[chollybocker]

15. Not to mention Colbert and Stewart.

Hoo Nelly. :)

[geardaddy]

19. Oh, they'll have some zingers to be sure.

Hee!

[KurtNYC]

12. Andy Rooney: Dontcha hate it when you go to apply for a job

and the guy has a nude portrait of himself in the front entryway? J'ever notice when you go against your gut feeling and work that guy anyway, that pretty soon your gut feeling is...pregnant.

[geardaddy]

20. Brilliant.

:rofl:

[rug]

13. What did Maria say to Arnold when she found out?

"I won't be back."

[baldguy]

14. .

http://thedailywh.at/2011/05/17/tweet-of-the-day-13/

[Skittles]

16. Sperminator

:rofl:

[Petrushka]

17. Found on Facebook ---> From Aahnuld's new movie, The Sperminator: "I'm going to knock you up!" (eom)

:kick:

[my2sense]

18. rofl nt/

[KamaAina]

21. What happens when Ahh-nuld takes Viagra?

He gets taller.

[Amaya]

22. he marries the cryptkeeper and had an affair with jabba the hut ...

# WINNING!
:hide:

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. Ahnold

http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

[dembotoz]

24. was at a high school fine arts award thing last light

the debate team had like a brazillion awards to give out so in the interest of time they introduced something called the California Clap--which is you just clap your hands once for each award and then more general applause at the end.

i thought of a more timely meaning for california clap......

[MichiganVote]

25. I can't believe this guy hasn't had something to share. Always was a wierdo.