For you pet owners who expect to be raptured on 5/21 - Pet Care Service

[LynneSin]

For those of you who don't understand all this rapture craziness, pets do not get raptured. So some smart Atheists put together Pet Care services for pets left behind after the rapture.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Notice of Rate Increase: Due to the increased activity associated with the May 21, 2011 Rapture prophesy we have increased our service rates for all new contracts submitted as of 1/13/11.

April 1, 2011: Illinois and Iowa have now been added to our service area.

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

[Flaxbee]

1. Love it!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

2. I like how they are increasing the prices since it's so close to the rapture

A sucker is born every minute I guess

[Iggo]

3. Oh my gawd. Someone actually did it?

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

4. This is beautiful.

[kimi]

5. That is high-larious!

I would love to know how many people actually went ahead and did this. Boggles the mind, it does.

[LynneSin]

6. I guess enough to now cover rapturists in Illinois and Iowa

:D

And they hiked up their prices

[kimi]

7. I just moved to Iowa!

I am in the clear now!!

What a frickin relief. I was SOOOOOO worried, too! :rofl:

[Riftaxe]

8. As long as a single piece of food drops....

My labrador will be there, even if it goes beyond the rapture :)

[stuntcat]

9. love it love it!

YES to this, sign me up :headbang:

[hifiguy]

10. Last Chance To Send Your Dollar!!!

PO Box 123456
Pantload, Wissouri 66666

[astral]

11. so that's it. I forgot to ask why the world is ending this month

in that other thread.

Let's see now what is there to doooo ..... do we have to make amends before we go or can we just say we're sorry?

[Canuckistanian]

12. That's a Saturday

Sorry, can't fit it into my schedule right now. Try next year, I'll probably be free. Can't guarantee anything at this point, though.