When you are tired of typing F-YOU

[SoCalDem]

The SCA Library Of Insults
October 5, 2006
http://sigmundcarlandalfred.wordpress.com/2006/10/05/the-sca-library-of-insults/
These are a few of our favorite slurs. As regular readers of SC&A, we believe you are now ready to use these insults on your own, without supervision. More importantly, we believe you can utilize this wisdom without hurting yourselves, putting someone’s eye out or neglecting the starving children in China.





Don’t you know that you’re depriving a village somewhere of an idiot?

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

I wish I could buy you for what you’re worth and sell you for what you think you’re worth.

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had of you.

It’s a thankless job, but you’ve got a lot of karma to burn.

You sound reasonable ~ time to up my medication.

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try to be smarter.

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

A sharp tongue does not mean that you have a sharp mind.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Brains aren’t everything, in fact in your case they’re nothing.

Don’t let your mind wander – it’s far too little to be let out on its own.

He always finds himself lost in thought -it’s an unfamiliar territory.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’… but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works!

I don’t think you are a fool. But what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe somebody will adopt you.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand me.

If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re practically invulnerable.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you’d still be absolutely stupid.

I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

She has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

Sit down, give your mind a rest – it obviously needs it.

What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.

Whom am I calling ‘stupid’? Good question. I don’t know. What is your name?

This post was first published on October 22, 2005. We are republishing at this time because clearly, you were unable to digest this wit and wisdom at a single sitting.

[bluesbassman]

1. Click - save.

Those are great! :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

2. Superb (and a lesson in effective passive-aggressiveness). nt

[snagglepuss]

3. Fantastic find. Thanks for making my day.

:rofl:

[freshwest]

4. Those are great. My favorite insult generator is here. Just dazzle 'em with these:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

[blondeatlast]

5. Kick (and a giggle). nt