A people’s review of today’s royal crap event

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First, allow me to say: Bwha-ha-HAH!1




Then, really, the two brother “royals” - uh, where they are at the altar with the hot bride, they are, like, Beavis and Butthead, like, “Duh, you look really HOT!1” The two dudes look really CREEPY and CREEPY!1

And the father-in-law is saying, "I made millions but gotta do *this* to get it ALL?!1"


I’ve gotta say, that bride, now (after seeing her "royal" relatives up close), looks hotter than ever.

Also, he couldn't STUFF THAT RING on!1

But, to be FARE UNBALANCED, the brother-in-law was *also* definitely CREEPY, and called all of US "LOWLY," as in, "Do not be HAUGHTY, gather with the LOWLY!1"

Next, the kiss(es). Uh, she couldn’t get away from those thin lips FAST ENOUGH!1

As for Elton and Mr Elton, uh, they walked in so buctch and SO SEPARATE.

Plus, I just *LUERVED* Mr BEAN being and trying to be a normal human WHICH HE IS!1

I gotta SAY: Kate/Catherine/whatever is HOT!1 And kewl and collected!1 --------ACTUALLY, she loves the camera far more than she loves her husband or anybody ELSE!1 She can't turn away from the lips FAST ENOUGH to look back at the camera, or back through whatever open door to LOOK BACK AT THE CAMERA!1 What is she, LOT's WIFE?!1


But back to the boys: Really, Wills and Harry, they looked like the Beavis/Butthead boys.