Here is one, asking for a nurse to explore both his and her sexuality
I am seeking a professional nurse or nurse practitioner.
You should be attuned to complementary and alternative medical modalities.
This is a part-time position – one to three hours per week. Compensation is negotiatable.
Hours are mid-to-late afternoons (this is the only time I am available right now). Days are through Mondays through Fridays.
Location – is negotiatable, best is either South King County or First Hill in Seattle.
Six month engagement, starting immediately.
This is a medical assignment; although, it may not sound like it at first blush. I am currently fighting prostate cancer. I had a prostatectomy in June of 2010. I began an eight week radiation treatment four weeks ago. My ejaculator was removed in the surgery along with some of my sexual abilities, but not completely. I still have a strong libido and since my surgery I have not found a suitable resource for regular penile stimulation for the purpose of getting blood flow adequately into the Corpus cavernosum so this part of my body can function to its highest potential. I seek to determine if I can regularly achieve an erection and an organism (sans ejaculation) on a regular basis with the help of a compassionate, intelligent and loving medical professional who understands the physiology of my situation and is able to explain what is happening as we move along this professional working path together.
I have a wonderful domestic partner and I will not change that. Her energy level and medical condition does not give her any kind of sexual energy. So I am seeking a medically trained practitioner who is compassionate, professional and understanding of my situation. You will need to touch and be touched. You will not be asked or encouraged to engage in anything you are uncomfortable with, but an engaged partner in this process is important. We will need to be able to create a nurturing, trusting and safe space for our work together. I am not looking for a romantic partner, just a compassionate willing and engaged practitioner to help me through this phase of my life and hopefully to learn something about yourself at the same time. I am very energetic, intelligent, a professional, and I work as a business coach for small to medium sized businesses.
If you have the foregoing qualifications ands seekings and wish to join me on this path of discovery and experience for some period of time, please email me with your information, resume, desires and/or credentials and we can talk on the phone, meet in person and begin this process
The guy is probably hoping for Julia Roberts to come knocking on his door. And there is no such body part named ejaculator.