Snooki. Bikini. Hawaii. WILL you click the link and view the photographic evidence? WILL YOU?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Snooki’s in a Swimsuit Again: http://www.thesuperficial.com/snooki-bikini-hawaii-03-2011

:eyes:

[EnviroBat]

1. Well, there wen't lunch...

:puke:

[blueamy66]

25. me too

don't think I'll eat all day

she is such a freaking train wreck

[Lucian]

2. I'm glad they're providing us with relevant news.

Not stuff that no one gives a shit about.

[gratuitous]

3. Indeed

I expect a website called "the superficial" to give me hard-hitting, in-depth analysis of current events and issues. What the hell's the matter with them?!

[Iggo]

4. Not a chance, buddy. (n/t)

[dawg]

5. I found the photo surprisingly non-barf-worthy.

Am I the only one? Or has it just been too long ...... :(

[Heidi]

6. Average American woman. Hardly dareworthy. (nt)

[Kali]

7. who is this person?

and why are the comments so shitty about her?

she is a little heavy but doesn't look that bad to me - youthful and at the beach - WTF is she supposed to wear, a burka?

:wtf:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. I wish I looked that good!

I don't go swimming any more because I'm afraid of being harpooned. Even if I were to just lie around on the beach, people from Greenpeace would come along and drag me into the water.

[Kali]

14. or some asshole would take your picture, post it on the internet and a bunch of other

judgmental losers would make awful comments. jeebus I wonder how buff all those commenters look?:puke:

[riderinthestorm]

16. I don't know her either but felt the same as you. It's actually a pleasure seeing a healthy young

woman with a "normal" figure. I'm guessing she's some kind of star? Why does she have to be a size zero?

She looks fine to me and you are so right - wonder how many of those judging her are perfect specimens themselves....

[dawg]

22. It's *entirely* a personality thing.

I don't think anyone is judging her based on her figure. With a different personality, and a little less orange glow, she'd be a little cutie.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

27. THANK you.

Couldn't have said it better myself, and since I hate to explain the intention behind my post (I do not believe I am required to do so), I will just echo what you've said here.

It's ALL about personality, and every moment of Snooki's life is a premeditated photo op.

Peace, over, out.

:toast:

[murielm99]

29. Didn't I just see a post here about Liann Rimes?

Everyone was ogling her because she was so skinny. And now this girl is too fat.

Isn't variety wonderful?

I am 62 years old. I have had three kids, and I have a surgery scar. Yeah, I'm perfect.

[Lucinda]

8. She looks fine.

[Taverner]

9. She needs to try a two piece

:hide:

I'm serious BTW

[Deep13]

10. Yah know, I wouldn't care about her one way of the other...

...except for the annoyance at the whole famous-for-nothing thing. She doesn't look any worse than millions of other women.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

12. If she were a smart, well spoken, intelligent person

That picture would be attractive. But, since she's an ill-mannered idiot that picture is just nasty.

What's worse than sleeping with Snooki? Having a conversation with Snooki.

[Ex Lurker]

19. well said. it's not what's on the outside of her that's so obnoxious

it's what's on the inside.

[retread]

13. Who? Sorry don't see the big deal. However this one IS revolting.

[Deep13]

20. Public office has not been kind to Mr. Olympia. nt

[trof]

15. Not a bikini. A one-piece.

Look carefully.
;-)
trof
Splitting hairs once more.
:-)

[sakabatou]

17. Lemme get my eye bleach

[Skip Intro]

18. No. I wont. Absolutely no desire to. nt

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

21. Looks better than JustABozoOnThisBus in his speedo

a picture of which would certainly break the internets. If such a picture existed.

Seriesly, who is this Snooki person? Should I know?

:wtf:

[seabeyond]

23. no, you really dont need to know. the funny thing

somebody ask obama what he thought about snooki. he replied something like.... dont know who she is, sorry. lawrence, the ass says snarky, of course obama know and all but said obama was lying. it was so stupid....

people across the nation started googlin to find out who the hell snooki was. hubby did, and once he told me we both said.... really didnt need to know. lol

[guitar man]

24. I don't know who she is

But she doesn't look bad to me...then again, I'm into big and bouncy women :P

[cbdo2007]

26. Definitely clicked. I love Snooki!

and I think she's sexy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. She's so repulsive. The whole Jersey Shore is a classless, tacky shithole.

[EnviroBat]

30. Thank you...

You echo exactly the point that so many here who have no idea what a vapid waste of human existence this person is fail to grasp. I love big women myself. Just not ones that think the fucking world revolves around them, only to be granted reality show stardom by even more moronic assholes.