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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 06:18 PM
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Discuss. :evilgrin:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 06:25 PM
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1. "Face it Flounder. You threw up ON Dean Wormer."
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 08:39 PM
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2. Umm, I'll pick: What did Rush Limpball's daddy say when he dropped out of college?"


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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 08:48 PM
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3. This isn't "Jeopardy," but it'll do!
Too bad we don't do the DUzy Awards anymore! :rofl:
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 09:25 PM
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4. We are on double secret probation
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:15 AM
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5. my advice is to start drinking heavily. nt
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:39 AM
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6. Ooooh, BOY!!
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 01:41 AM
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7. Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes!
You fucked up... you trusted us!
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 02:20 AM
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8. heh
Edited on Tue Mar-01-11 02:55 AM by RandomThoughts
Maybe for you, but do you have the right, or the ability to decide if that is true for someone else also.

And, the purpose of life is not to 'go through life' but to live. And that may include some of those things, some of the time for some people.


And don't call me son. Your not my parent.




On a side note, if you go into some place, a mall, restaurant, bar, whatever, and someone sends someone into that place to swear, with the intent of getting you to leave a place, by saying you are around people that swear, then the fault is on the person sending the swearer into the place, as is the fault on the swearer. that is a method of smear, and targeted justice also, and how poison is used many times to try and limit people or create smears if they do not capitulate to some item.

I am extremely angry right now, not sure why, but really pissed. So not posting for awhile.

I think it has to do with those that think I wont have the beer and travel money and many experiences that are due, it might also be a shift of trying to target individually instead of trying education. I think that is part of it.

But anyways will be posting again in awhile, going to do some coding for awhile.


Got it, "no one here like you"
"Summoner of silence"
"precious moments lost in the tide"
"fire and ice"

Shifting to offensive positions, cleared for any action +25M or more.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 11:58 AM
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9. "Hey, You Fucked Up. You Trusted Us."
The unofficial/official Republican motto since 1980.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:42 PM
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12. Ha Ha! Exactly! n/t
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:14 PM
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10. "He can't do that to our pledges!" "Only WE can do that to our pledges!"
Nearly every single line in that script is quotable.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:41 PM
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11. Is that a PLEDGE PIN?? On your UNIFORM???
"What kind of fraternity would pledge a man like you?"

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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:43 PM
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13. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
always good for a :rofl: when someone tries to correct that line....

:rofl:

dg
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:50 PM
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14. Food Fight!
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jakeXT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 04:11 PM
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15. How much does a dart pro earn?
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 08:43 PM
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16. Really? It's worked out pretty good for me so far.
I hope to coast from here to the finish line, no reason to go changing things now.
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Earth Bound Misfit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 09:02 PM
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17. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet?
Edited on Tue Mar-01-11 09:04 PM by Earth Bound Misfit
Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode...

My personal Fave:

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 10:08 PM
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18. (i thought i had bitten: ) OMZ I've never been SO flamed all in one meme!1 n/t
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