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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 11:40 AM
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Kali has the LAZIEST horse in the Universe. On her ranch, they don't waste steroids on the CATTLE.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 11:55 AM
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1. pretty damn close
useless BUMS, I haz dem!
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 03:12 PM
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2. I have "good" news... check your email shortly. n/t
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 09:35 PM
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3. He's not lazy, he's just pining for the buttes.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-11 10:10 PM
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4. "That is our sacred burial mound."
"It's a beaut!"

"No, it's a mound."

:P
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:51 AM
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5. He's tired and shagged out after a prolonged whinny n/t
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 01:20 AM
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6. No, it's run down the curtain and joined the corral invisible!
That is an ex equine!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 01:36 AM
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7. If I hadn't nailed him to that post, he would have muscled up to that fence,
smashed it with his mouth, and :scared:
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