Everyone relax and sleep well tonight. MiddleFingerMom has got your backs.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[nolabear]

1. Thanks, man. I'm actually kind of touched. And really creeped out.

[Flaxbee]

2. well said, nolabear

:D

:hi:, MFM!

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I'm not kidding. Elvis wasn't the ONLY devastatingly handsome man nicknamed "Swivel-Hips".

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[progressoid]

4. It's Homeland Security of the internets.

Thanks, I'm feeling much safer now.

[MilesColtrane]

5. As long as an intruder isn't sporting nerd's kryptonite - a high school coach's whistle - we'll...

all be safe.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

6. Better watch out with them pist-oles

Looks like they be aimed at the family jewels.

If them jewels go away, then one loses all interest in the internets.