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You can pretty much tell Willy Wonka had already decided Charlie Bucket was going to get the factory before he let the kids in because the first four were too rotten, and the other four were lured into situations that forced them to face up to their own abhorrent behavior--Augustus' gluttony (punished by being sucked through a pipe and dumped into a fudge kettle), Violet's obnoxiousness (being turned into a blueberry), Veruca's greed (getting dumped onto a trash heap) and Mike's sloth (being shrunk to three inches high). There's a lot of work that goes into kicking some kid's ass...you've got to choose the right rooms to maximize the odds they'll get stupid, devise a route to the next room (so you can run off all four loser children in the shortest time possible), having the Oompa-Loompas write songs relevant to each event, finding Oompa-Loompas who can sing so you don't wind up with ones who sing like Roseanne Barr trying to get off the National Anthem at a baseball game...
Now! Let's say that instead of Augustus Gloop, Violet Beauregard, Veruca Salt and Mike Teavee finding the Golden Tickets, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and Rick Scott were the lucky winners. What would Willy Wonka choose as their primary moral failings, and what would he do to them?
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