I find the Trojan Vibrations commercials disturbing. "WE GOT 3 OF THEM!" "SWEET!"

[Pryderi]

WTF??? Why is the groom excited about his future wife getting 3 vibrators at her bridal shower???

[dawg]

1. Agreed.

I guess a little variety is good, every once in a while, but I always wanted to be her *main* attraction.

Besides, three of her friends giving vibrators at the bridal shower? What is is about me that is apparently screaming, "He's gonna need some help!"? :bounce:

[OwnedByFerrets]

2. If she ever gets a Hitachi Magic Wand, you will

NEVER be her main attraction. :rofl:

[dawg]

3. Nah!

Once the electrical grid goes down, I'm gold, baby!

[OwnedByFerrets]

8. LMAO

[Chan790]

11. I've never felt threatened by a sex-prop.

If a partner wants to break out the toys, it's cool with me; if it were really all about the toy for them, they wouldn't have invited me. If you're open and enthusiastic about it, it can be something you can enjoy together.

It's a tool, it performs a function and performs it well. I bear no animosity towards screwdrivers and electric drills either.

[originalpckelly]

18. Actually you can be both with a vibrating **** ring.

Never tried it myself, but it sounds interesting.

Although, you really have to see if that shit works, because some of it is absolute crap.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. You can KEEP your B.O.B.'s (BatteryOperatedBoyfriends) -- Here comes MiddleFingerM.O.M.G:

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[MilesColtrane]

5. Two for her...one for him?

They won't even have to touch each other.

[Pryderi]

6. Woody Allen's "Sleeper" vision made real.

[blogslut]

10. Get out of my head!

I was gonna say:

One man. One woman. Three happy holes.

:hide:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

7. Straight 110 from the wall, honey.

None of this wimpy battery operated B.S.!!!!

[Kaleva]

9. You haven't lived until you go 220v, three phase, 50 amps.

Best make sure you have great health insurance 'cause you will end up in the emergency room.

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. V-8 powered outdoor only erotic bliss::

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[meow2u3]

15. You'll have to go on the other side of the pond for that kind of jolt

220 volts: check

Good health insurance: check

Electrifying experience: don't get me started....

[sarge43]

13. IBTL

:spray::rofl:

[meow2u3]

14. Power tools get the job done more efficiently

:evilgrin:

IBTL

[ZombieHorde]

16. He is excited because vibrators are fun foreplay toys. nt

[Curmudgeoness]

17. That is only if he does a better job. nt