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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-11 05:31 PM
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Poll question: What are cats actually good for?
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-11 05:31 PM
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1. muffling the sound of noisy sex?
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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-11 05:34 PM
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2. Just about everything.
:)
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-11 05:38 PM
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4. Buffing your car after waxing it? Drying your hair after a shower?
Dusting the bookshelves?

I don't have a cat, so I'm clueless about them
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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-11 05:42 PM
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6. yes yes no
they like the warmth of the metal, so using them to buff the car after waxing is a good use.
they like to snuggle, so using them to dry your hair after a shower is a good use.
the bookshelves are too full to dust, so they're not so useful in that endeavor.

:)
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-18-11 12:38 AM
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8. Cleaning out the dustballs under your sofa.
a) put cat on leash.

b) let cat run under sofa

c) pull cat out

d) repeat.




Just don't forget to apply Bactine to your wounds.
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-11 05:37 PM
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3. Humility. n/t
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-11 05:41 PM
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5. Making life joyful, being adorable, purring, stress relief, bringing beauty to daily life
great companionship, feet warmers, keeping spiders at bay, laughter, giving you something incredibly soft and comforting to sink your hands into ...

I could go on ... :loveya:
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-18-11 12:31 AM
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7. Yes to all.
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-18-11 08:02 AM
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10. They give nice massages.
But, only when you keep their claws trimmed. Otherwise, they're great acupuncturists.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-18-11 01:00 AM
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9. A cat has never done anything for anybody
Edited on Fri Feb-18-11 01:01 AM by pokerfan
and that's why we love them.

Bill Cosby agrees: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TLqGhu8_KM#t=9s
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