There's no doubt about it -- dogs would fucking WORSHIP whoever develops a plant known as "dognip".

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[murielm99]

1. That is a cute little thing.

We don't need dognip at my house. All I need to do is get out the car keys. My dog knows that most of the time, I will take her for a ride. A car ride is her dognip.

[MilesColtrane]

2. Dognip already exists.

We know it as "garbage".

This is why dogs have so much hate and fear the men who take the dognip away.

[chollybocker]

3. Dognip is actually a plentiful drug...

...often found in other dogs' butts.