Which DUer tells the biggest whoppers

[LynneSin]

I'm 29 years old and a size 2

[Bucky]

1. I have the two biggest whoppers in the Lounge.

Being a good liberal, I have named them "Click and Clack, the Tappit Brothers"

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Tells? ... ... TELLS?!?!? I don't like to brag or nothin', but I AM the biggest whopper of DU.

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[nolabear]

3. I just had a date with Morgan Fairchild.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[kentauros]

4. My home-PC is hard-wired to W.O.P.R.

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[Call Me Wesley]

12. So, you like playing text-based RP games?

[kentauros]

14. I do!

And I think "THEATERWIDE SHATNER MAYHEM" would be far more enjoyable than anything to do with zombies :P

Ever play the card game Nuclear War ?

[Call Me Wesley]

17. LOL! No, never played it,

but it looks like something Reagan would have loved!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL5EWFow6N4&feature=related

[kentauros]

23. It's actually a lot of fun

:D

And there are two fun ways of winning that pretty-well guarantee that you will be the first player knocked out of the game in the next round

1. Getting lucky in the number of population you're dealt and then growing that number by successful propaganda campaigns to a point where no amount of "Final Retaliation" by the rest of the players (that you've decimated by brainwashing their masses to your way of thinking) can take you out, even by attrition. Other players get jealous of those with 'too many' people ;)
2. Having the 100MT (megaton) warhead in your possession, getting defeated by another player and then getting lucky on the spinner with a triple-yield. That's the "If I can't win, nobody wins!" rule, and is so terrible in explosive power that you destroy the solar system! And, all of the other players' countries, too :P

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Hiccup. (nt)

[Call Me Wesley]

27. Destroy the solar system? No thanks, I'm outta here, silently running!

;)



Darn, there's no 3D model of the Darkstar. This one in front of momma Earth ...

[RandomThoughts]

32. Brady Bunch is pretty accurate.

How about Tic Tac Toe.

Brady Bunch TV Show Opening Theme Season Five
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou-FeOoKDq4

[Angry Dragon]

5. I am a God

[LynneSin]

6. Were you looking in the mirror again?

Because we thought you were a dog

:hide:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8RoGZV5atzU/SLKWMLPuZcI/AAAAAAAAAZE/LXGSBw-KJyg/s400/Scrabble+God+Dog+Advertisement.jpg

[kentauros]

7. You mis-read.

it was "agog" :P

[Angry Dragon]

8. Not nice to poke fun at Gods

They might turn you into a radical right republican that drools

[kentauros]

9. Or just tell you to Die!

[Angry Dragon]

10. A liberal God would never do that

[TZ]

11. Dr. Strange....thats what SHE said!

:hide:

[Call Me Wesley]

13. I own a horse. (nt)

[kentauros]

15. Is its name charlie?

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Heh! No.

;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. Leona horse.

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[Call Me Wesley]

21. Who?

Here's Leona with a horse. I think she owns one, too ...

[MilesColtrane]

22. i once had a date with Sarah Jessica Parker.

We were drinking a bit, and started horsing around.

One thing led to another....

[Call Me Wesley]

24. Why the long face, Sarah?

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

25. Fess up - the Sarah you really dated was.......

[MilesColtrane]

35. OH, HELL NO!

There's not enough deprivation and booze in the world for me to go there!

[LynneSin]

38. So if I offered ONE MILLION US Dollars to take Sarah Palin out on a date - would you say 'No'?

inquiring minds want to know.

Don't worry about Todd, he's busy with the massage store manager.

[MilesColtrane]

39. Are industrial ear plugs allowed to be worn?

Weighing a few years of financial independence versus the sick, hollow feeling of waking up every day knowing that I had sold any personal integrity I ever had, I'd like to think that I'd make the right choice.

[LynneSin]

41. Part of the date is listening to her talk about herself - so no earplugs

:D

[MilesColtrane]

42. the horror....

:scared:

[LynneSin]

43. It's a 4 hour date - that's $250k an hour

Afterwards you can do whatever you want with the money

And it's tax free

[MilesColtrane]

44. Get thee behind me, Satan.

[Kaleva]

18. this could turn into a 'Letters to the Penthouse Editors' thread.

[Joe Fields]

20. Well, you've heard of Led Zeppelin, right?

I don't mean to brag, but....

I did teach Jimmy Page how to play.

[Generic Brad]

28. Burger King sells a burger with malted milk balls on it now

It's the new "Double Whopper"

[underpants]

29. I have kudzu in places

[BlueJazz]

30. I'm not who you (might) think I am.

[mwdem]

31. I'll be turning 50 next month!

And celebrating in Vegas! (that part is true)

[JTG of the PRB]

33. Last month, I saved the city of Sydney, Australia from a giant mutated kangaroo.

You probably didn't hear about it; it was on the Australian news. I got a medal and everything.

[RagAss]

34. I picked it up on my short wave radio.

[Ptah]

36. I understand women.

[pacalo]

37. I wear a size 4 shoe & I've got a picture to prove it!

[sarge43]

40. Mine

I'm a sweet grandmotherly type who bakes apple pies and plays hopscotch with the neighbor children.