My cat just violated a major Cat Rule.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

She puked *in the bathroom sink*. Not on the carpet where it squishes down into the fibers, not on the steps where I'll get it between my toes late at night in the dark. In the sink. Where I could just rinse it away.

Does she have to turn in her Cat membership?

Is there a disturbance in the Force?

This just doesn't happen. I'm worried.

[Curmudgeoness]

1. Off with her head! nt

[Bertha Venation]

2. Revoke her license for 90 days.

Be tough!

She's not sick, is she? Just one of those routine cat barfs?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. A routine cat barf. She's a little puke machine.

But hurling in the sink? That's just not done.

[Bertha Venation]

4. I won't tell anyone, I promise.

The little prisses I live with won't have the opportunity to turn up their noses.

[rug]

5. If it obeys a Rule, it is not a cat.

[Alexander]

6. What's next, peeing in the toilet?

Then where would we be?

[LiberalEsto]

8. My dad had a cat that peed in the toilet

It even tried to flush. I'm serious.

[Alexander]

9. That is hilarious. I thought my cat was cool for opening doors.

[provis99]

12. My first cat used to ring the doorbell to get in.

There was a little railing on the stairs leading to the door; he'd sit there and ring the doorbell when he wanted in.

[NCarolinawoman]

14. I had a cat that did the exact same thing.

He was the smartest cat I have ever owned. Many time we would have to spell words (like V. E. T. for vet) so he wouldn't know what we were talking about.

If Buzz (that was his name) had possessed a human shaped mouth instead of a cat shaped mouth, I am convinced he would have been speaking human words--he sure sounded like he was trying.

[lunatica]

7. Check to see if you cat has developed thumbs

This may be worse than you think!

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. She's just lulling your suspicions, softening you up, getting you to drop your guard in time for...

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[Boojatta]

11. Actually, if you haven't provided an appropriate reward ...

then you violated a major rule. The ball is in your court. You owe big time. I suggest salmon, and that means sockeye. Don't even think about pink salmon.

[murielm99]

13. My daughter's cat, Wilson, uses the sink as a litter box.

When she goes to work, my daughter has to fill the kitchen and bathroom sinks with water. Otherwise, Wilson will leave her a "present" to find when she gets home.

[zen_bohemian]

15. if only my cat would puke in the sink!

Never fails, she waits until I shampoo the carpet, then she goes full blow on my carpets, not in just one place, she has to move around to 2-3 different places :(

[applegrove]

16. Train her to do it into the toilet and you are set for life!