DU Men: If You Had a Choice: Sex or the Really Big Football Game

[OmahaBlueDog]

Tomorrow, is the annual Really Big Football Game, the name of which we are not supposed to mention without paying the NFL. If you had a choice between watching the game, or engaging in an equal amount of time having sex, which would you select.

Note: This must be viewed as a pre-game selection. "Depends on the halftime score" is not an option.

[abq e streeter]

1. Actually, despite being somewhat of a jock at heart

I can think of all sorts of stuff I'd rather do; however sex would certainly be at the top of the list. Probably will combine watching with exercise though (treadmills at the gym have TV's on em) but as many years as not, I don't watch the super........big game.

[seabeyond]

2. i voted for hubby, from past experience.

sigh...

one of the things i loved about the man

[bigwillq]

3. Sex!!!

:evilgrin:

This coming from a huge sports fan!

:evilgrin:

[Curmudgeoness]

4. Men will all vote for sex, but I have a feeling that they are

fooling themselves. Well, unless they don't watch football. The football fanatics would, in the end, watch the big big game.

And don't worry, I didn't vote since you only asked for "DU men" to choose.

[kentauros]

17. Well, up until this thread, I didn't know the game was tomorrow.

Yes, I'm a guy and a big YES for not paying one iota of attention to it.

Oh, and the NFL can just bill me and try to make me pay. Besides, I prefer to call it the StuporBowl :P

So, the only answer is Sex! Every time! :D

[OmahaBlueDog]

23. I could have said "DU Football Fans" I suppose

As a rule, I think men are more interested in any given generic Super Bowl than women. OTOH, Mrs. OBD is a die hard Redskin fan, and went to Super Bowl XVIII (the one we lost to the Raiders).

[RandomThoughts]

5. heh, I wouldn't let someone set the choice for me.

[tigereye]

6. hmm, I am hearing from the husband that sex

would take precedence. :D Not sure that I would agree since this is Steeler country! :evilgrin:

[Richard Steele]

7. The worst sex I've ever had was better than the best football game.

As far as the CALLED PLAYS, and the EXECUTION on the field,
those experiences had a LOT in common.

But, looking back after all these years,
I think the BAD SEX was better.

There was only ONE person "booing" me after the bad sex,
as opposed to a STADIUM full of people throwing things at me
after the GOOD football game.

[Curmudgeoness]

20. What are you doing here? I thought you got tombstoned. nt

[Richard Steele]

31. They assure me that they're working on it. Apparently, there's paperwork involved.

So until Monday or Tuesday, I'm still here.

[undeterred]

37. ...

:rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. Real easy choice because I could give a flying "F" about football

My standard response to "What are you doing for Super Bowl Sunday" is "something else."

:-)

[NightWatcher]

9. TV's in the bedroom. Why not C: All of the Above

I dated a girl from a rival college and we would wager sex acts throughout the game. First team to score= a ____. Leader at half....

I'm prob the only Dawg fan that gets a (deleted) when I think about the yellow jackets.

[KamaAina]

13. Condolences on UGA VIII

from a fellow Bulldog (Yale, that is). :(

[rurallib]

10. can we have the TV on in the background?

[rug]

11. What kind of sex and how many people?

[Blue-Jay]

22. Just you and Ben Roethlisberger.

Yeah I said it.

[rug]

25. Big Ben?

Only if I'm the center.

[edbermac]

12. I have no rooting interest in the Super Bowl, so...

[Callalily]

14. Okay, so I'm not a guy, but I

voted anyway. And if you are interested I voted for SEX!

You know, realistically, us gals do like sex too. ;-)

[Moondog]

15. I can think of any number of positions and activities wherein

all the active participants in the various forms of ongoing sex can see and watch the tube at the same time, should they choose to do so.

It's a fast paced world.

Multitask.

[MilesColtrane]

16. I voted for the tight end.

[Sky Masterson]

18. It all depends on who is in the game.

:evilgrin:

[HopeHoops]

19. To HELL with football. Nookie rules.

[Bunny]

21. You said 'an equal amount of time having sex'.

So, instead of four consecutive hours of that game, you'd want four consecutive hours of sex? Interesting.

[OmahaBlueDog]

24. Well those Viagra and Cialis ads talk about the effects lasting four hours or more

Personally, I would not seek medical attention. I'd be too busy holding a press conference, but that's just me.

[Bunny]

27. Hahahahaha!

:thumbsup:

[Richardo]

34. "Tell my doctor? I'm telling EVERYBODY!!"

:D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. So how many of you guys could keep your motors running

for the entire duration of the Superbowl? Would you take a break during halftime? Look up in medias res to watch the funny commercials? What if it goes into overtime?

Betcha can't do it. :evilgrin:

[Hippo_Tron]

28. Sex, every year except for last year

You can have sex many times, but watching the New Orleans Saints in their first Superbowl ever was a once in a lifetime thing.

[BlueJazz]

29. Depends on who is playing.

[Texasgal]

30. Why is this poll just for Men?

There are some football/ Sex craved ladies out here to ya know! x(

[givemebackmycountry]

32. Sex with who?

Just askin'

[KG]

33. missed Super Bowl XIV while in a threesome w/ my gf and another woman.

still got the pics! :P

[elocs]

35. The Game. After it's over I don't have to talk to it, listen to it, or try and understand it.

It's really a simple, personal choice.

Residing in Wisconsin I would have to I would have to be living in a cave not to know there is a game. I have watched the Packers a number of times this year, but tomorrow I will be boycotting the SB as I have for years since the last time the Packers were in it and they told me that here in Wisconsin that everyone would be watching the game. I said, "no they won't" and haven't watched one since.

[MiddleFingerMom]

36. Who SAYS I couldn't combine them both?

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Oh, yes... I'm bad! I'm bad! Ham on it!
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[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

38. Both!

You know, it could be on in the background. I can multi task! :bounce:

[Kaleva]

39. Can have sex the other 364 days out of the year. There's only one Super Bowl a year.

At my age and deteriorating condition, neither sex or watching the Super Bowl is all that important anymore. Fortunately, the wife's drive has plummeted in the last year or so and I'm thankful for that as "doing it" several times a week was a workout. And i haven't been all that interested in watching the Super Bowl all that much either. If I can, I'll watch the game. If something comes up, I won't care if I miss it.

[Bryan]

40. Depends. What parties would be involved in the sex?

I'm just sayin', I'm not much of a football fan, but I'll choose it over an intimate apres-midi with Karl "The Leather Teddy Bear" Rove ten times out of ten...

[Chan790]

41. That's easy...

football, like the rest of my day-to-day life, is merely a distraction between sex acts.

Hell, if there were promises of handcuffs, blindfolds and floggers involved, I'd forego the entire Stanley Cup playoffs too. (I like hockey more than football.)