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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 12:52 AM
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OK, Subway's new 5 dollar footlong ad...
It features scenes of February Holidays, including Presidents Day. This scene features Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and BENJAMIN FRANKLIN? "Two of these things belong together, one of these things just doesn't belong..."
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 01:04 AM
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1. "Benjamin Franklin, the only President who was never President"
To quote Firesign Theater.

Dr. Headphones: hmmm, i should ask, i suppose. are you dr. benjamin franklin, the only president who was never president?
Dr.Bejamin: No,son! I'm the only president who was NEVER president
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/fstchat_20040226.html
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 01:13 AM
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2. Maybe he's there for groundhog day
He's from Pennsylvania, Puxatanny's in Pennsylvania....

Or Valentine's Day? Supposedly, he was quite the lover.

:rofl:
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 12:43 PM
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3. President Hamilton was never president either.
Thank God!
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 01:32 PM
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4. It's better than the one where they have adults with kid voices.
That one is just fucking creepy.
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