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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:21 PM
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I'm bored. I don't know whether to take a dump or wind my watch. What
should I do, lounge?
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:27 PM
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1. LOL
How about both?
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:32 PM
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2. Umm Yeah...
why not both? :shrug:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:46 PM
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6. Uhmmm. That would involve...
multi-tasking.

I suppose I could take a dump on my watch!
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jakeXT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:39 PM
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3. Is it Water Resistant?
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:40 PM
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4. I'm getting ready to make dinner in California...
thanks for the nice visual
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:48 PM
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9. What's for dinner Auggie? Now when you look at your watch, you are going to think
of the other option!

:P

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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 07:16 PM
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19. Spaghetti and turdballs, thanks to you
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:45 PM
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5. i think you are supposed to scratch your ass.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:47 PM
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8. Been there, done that!
I suppose I could scratch my junk!
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:47 PM
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7. Just don't wind your dump
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:49 PM
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10. Hmm. Which one is more urgent?
:hi:

Bake
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denbot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:49 PM
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11. IBTL..
Take the dump and post a picture!!!!
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Kablooie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 08:58 PM
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12. Dump your watch and pass your wind.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 10:00 PM
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13. Dayum!1 That's *real* boredom!1 n/t
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-11 10:12 PM
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14. Time yourself on how long it takes to take a dump.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 01:57 AM
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15. Trust me, Belicheck. There will be NO videos of the effort!
:hurts:

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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 01:58 AM
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16. You should discuss a patent with Citizen about a watch that
is truly unstoppable. I mean, light-powered and movement-powered are great, but even couch potatoes who sit in the dark take dumps. A bowel-powered watch would be a real breakthrough...
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 02:06 AM
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17. Go do the recycling
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-11 08:47 AM
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18. LEGO TIME!!!!
Dig out the tubs of Lego and build something completely unique. If you don't have any Lego, go get some. They recently came out with a Ninja series that is REALLY cool and not long ago they brought back the Castle theme. My wife really wishes they'd bring back the Forest Men series (think Robin Hood). Pirates returned a while ago, so that was a plus.

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