Superman's dog "Krypto" may have super-powers but I'll bet he STILL drinks outta the toilet.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypto

Alter ego Krypto
Species Kryptonian equivalent of Canis lupus familiaris
Place of origin Krypton
Team affiliations Team Superman
Space Canine Patrol Agents
Legion of Super-Pets
Notable aliases Superdog; Skip (pre-Crisis); Air Dale (pre-Crisis); Pal
Abilities Super strength, speed, durability and stamina, flight, physical invulnerability, super-breath and lung capacity (including freeze breath) expelled through bark, super-hearing, vision powers (including x-ray vision, heat vision, telescopic vision, and microscopic vision), and various other sensory powers (including the ability to see, hear, and feel the entire electromagnetic spectrum). Krypto's lung capacity and super hearing as a canine Kryptonian are somewhat greater than Superman's as well.

[MicaelS]

1. I don't know....

Does Superman even NEED to use a toilet? Does the Fortress have one or more?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. If he did need to use one, I'll bet he had to replace it each time

I'm just picturing shattered chunks of porcelain all over the fortress.

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

4. Bathroom attendents cringe when Supes walks through the door...

[rurallib]

8. I think he saves it to put out fires

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Of COURSE, Krypto drinks from the toilet...

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...just not like ordinary mortal dogs.
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[baldguy]

5. Well, yeah.

But it's a Super toilet.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven.

Just the facts, Ma'am.

[hobbit709]

9. A classic

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. The very first joke I remember actually making up? MiddleFingerMomSis had brought her BF home...

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...from college and had warned all of us sibs to be on our best behavior as "this might be the one".
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I was nervous as hell. This was ME -- MY joke. I was about to give birth to "my baby". I waited patiently for the right moment. All was quiet.
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I asked her BF, "What does Superman say when he flushes the toilet?"
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MiddleFingerMomMom rolled her eyes. MiddleFingerMomDad snorted. MiddleFingerMomBros snickered evilly.
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MiddleFingerMomSis, in the space of my 10-second "wait for it" pause, skinned me alive three times.
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"See you later, Superpoop!!!!!"
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Food and drink spit-takes all around the table (including the BF). MiddleFingerMomSis might have
died of embarrassment right then-and-there, but there was some real skinnin' to do first.
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The joke? Yeah... ... ... stupid.
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The timing, the context, the crowd?
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Epic.
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You never forget your first time.
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