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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 02:16 PM
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Woo hoo! I'm rich!
I just got this email:

Hello,

I am David Hamal,an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine,
that shares the same last name as yours, died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake

My late Client has a deposit of seventeen point five Million Dollars
( US$17.5 Million Dollars) left behind.

I contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by late
client.

Best regards,
Barr David Hamal.

:rofl:

I wonder how many suckers actually respond to these things?
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denbot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 02:20 PM
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1. Wooo HOOOOOOOOO
Can I get in on this..?!?!?!
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 02:23 PM
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2. Change your last name to Ocelot
And get in line for the money train!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 02:51 PM
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3. Have some fun with these jerks.
Scam baiting is a form of Internet vigilantism where the vigilante poses as a potential victim to the scammer in order to waste their time, gather information that will be of use to authorities, or publicly humiliate the scammer. It is, in essence, a form of social engineering that may have an altruistic motive or may be motivated by malice. It is primarily used to thwart the 419 Nigerian advance-fee scam and can be done either out of a sense of civic duty or as a form of amusement.

Scam baiting is usually done simply by gaining access to an e-mail address that has already been targeted by scammers, which given the prevalence of the spam is not a difficult proposition. Once access is gained, the baiter impersonates a person that is receptive to the financial hook that the scammer is using. The objective is to keep the scam going as long as possible, costing the scammer time and energy. Secondary goals include gathering as much information as possible to share with authorities. Amusement that the baiter may gain from the interaction include fooling the scammer into falling for claims just as ludicrous as the ones that the scammer is using to bilk the victim of money. Many baiters will use joke names (Hugh Janus, Jenny Talwarts, Dick Head and so on) which while obviously ludicrous to a native or fluent English speaker will go unnoticed by the scammer. Similarly baiters may introduce characters and even plot-lines from movies or television shows for comedic effect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scam_baiting
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david13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 09:59 PM
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4. I can appreciate that. Because you are keeping the scammer busy
so that he is not spending time on others who might actually be stupid or gullible enough to fall for their crap.
dc
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-11 03:46 AM
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5. Tell him you'll be glad to help
Edited on Thu Jan-27-11 03:50 AM by Mopar151
'Cuz you're an International Redemtion Agent.... (Posted by Mopar151 in The DU Lounge
Sun Feb 21st 2010, 04:34 PM)


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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-11 10:32 AM
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6. I never would have imagined a Sumatran having a last name like Ocelot
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-11 10:52 AM
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7. Dear Mr Barr David Hamal,
I'd be most happy to help you in distributing this money from your late client.

Please send the 17.5 million dollars in small unmarked bills to me

c/o GrovelBot
Democratic Underground
U.S.A.
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