Aw, HELL, no...

[derby378]

I'm not even going to discuss this website other than to say it's NSFW. Visit, if you dare...

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm

I don't know whether to :yoiks: or :rofl:

[rug]

1. Here he is.

[derby378]

2. The Vampire Lord himself...

He's also looking for testimonials from his "clients."

[pinboy3niner]

10. Except his hair is now "currently died a weird blue"

That's the most enticing adjective he could come up with--"weird"? :rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You don't wanna go there!!! Yes, you do!! No, you don't!!! Yes, you do!!! etc.

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That is unbelievably pathetic and unintentionally HILARIOUS at the same time.
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From his "Terms and Conditions" -- "If I can not breath, I can not help you."
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


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[marzipanni]

4. o_O

how did you happen to find that? :rofl: & :scared:

[kalli007]

5. "I am doing this public service to please women....

.., and giving them an STD will not please them."


UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nolabear]

6. "IQ between 135 and 163 avg. 154."

Maybe someone ought to tell him his man Igor is screwing with his website.

[VenusRising]

7. We can all let out a big sigh of relief!

"Relational Status : Taken and unavailable for this work right now"

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I'm suing that peckerhead!!!!! (snicker)

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I done already had the operation so I could avail myself of his "services".
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It's not like I can return it for no dang refund.
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I wonder if I can get on some sorta list.
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[kimi]

9. Oh, well, it's settled

I am headed for Louisville. First thing in the morning.

I may even leave sooner. *swoon*

[krispos42]

11. Do you like any of these other things used on you or done while you are receiving,,,

...ahem.


Just the tongue, thanks
Tongue and Hands
Pop Rocks
Finger Placement
Alka-Seltzer
Ice Cubes
Altoids
Electricity
Other I will explain