Speaking of whicky, is there none finer than Woodford Reserve?

[MilesColtrane]

As far as mass produced bourbon goes, it's a motherfucker.

[Kali]

1. well as long as it doesn't leak all over the place

that is just embarrassing

[Capn Sunshine]

2. You're talking about the one item in my stocking

[MilesColtrane]

3. I'm dreaming of a brown Christmas too.

[PVnRT]

4. It's made less than an hour from where I live

[MilesColtrane]

5. Do they have an outlet store?

I'd go for a slightly-damaged case.