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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 09:58 PM
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How much of an inconsiderate asshole do you have to be to eat an apple with your mouth open?
Edited on Tue Nov-09-10 10:19 PM by HEyHEY
My co-worker does this all the time, I'm seriously ready to throw my thermos at her.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 09:59 PM
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1. I've never appled with my mouth open.
I'm unfamiliar. Is there a video I can watch or a newsletter I can read?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:01 PM
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2. You obviously don't have an IPad. nt
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:05 PM
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4. I have no i-anything.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:20 PM
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7. I always do that, my one finger just goes for the D after an "An"
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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:03 PM
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3. but it tastes better when you eat with your mouth open...
go on ... try it.
:9
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:21 PM
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9. Well, I hope she enjoys it, it may be her last apple
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:17 PM
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5. Why are you watching her mouth so much?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:20 PM
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8. It's not what I see, it's what I hear
"smack, smack, hhooowww. SMack smack" FUCK!!!!!
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:17 PM
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6. Because I know you are still in China....
I noticed the indigenous people of China, tended to be less careful about food consumption in general. From little use of napkins and slopping food onto the table, to keeping their mouths open while chewing. I was used to it after a while, but still carried napkins around with me, for myself.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:22 PM
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10. Oh, I know, they don't care about that stuff at all
It's yucky.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 10:26 PM
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11. It's worse when they are eating soup.
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