Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
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Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
Get the full text of this law.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
Big Pine Key:It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
Broward County:Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who work at hot dog stands.
Cape Coral:It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house.
Cape Coral City:A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Passed June 2002)
Daytona Beach:The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
Hialeah:Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Key West:Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
Naples:Neon signs are prohibited.
Palm Bay:Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
Pensacola:Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
Sanford:Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.
Sarasota:If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
You may not catch crabs.
Satellite Beach:Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m.
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
Seaside:All houses must have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.
Tampa:Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
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With mosquitoes being a serious health problem, I can understand the standing water laws.
I have to wonder what kind of crabs are not allowed to be caught in Sarasota...
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