How EVIL are you?

[prolesunited]

Are you groovy or are you evil? This quiz will determine where you fall on the evil scale. And remember to tell the truth, because even truly evil people should be honest once in a while (it keeps people guessing).

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/atplay/eviltest.jsp

So, how many truly EvilDUers do we have here?

[elfwitch]

1. Your score is 14!

I'm in the World Domination business. What do you do? Look at the score. I bet you can guess what a perfect evil score is!

[TXlib]

7. You're more evil than I -- I scored a 12.

[daveskilt]

2. i am evil! score 14 but

I should get extra points for being a democrat in an MBA program and for a few other things....to fundie christians I am all that is evil and dark

[elfwitch]

5. I trump you liberal evil with...

the Jew Card!!!

[daveskilt]

6. oh I can do that too

I am such a heathen....left the baptists joined the mormons

on edit - ooh im a foriegner too! pinko european I am the most evil

[elfwitch]

8. that is pretty evil...

Yep. They are coming to get YOU first.

[daveskilt]

11. oh damn

damn my competitiveness. time to go sacrifice a goat and hope for the best.

[khashka]

15. The Jew card

only works if you are an Elder of Zion and are pleased with yourself for killing Jesus. Otherwise, you're just one more person who doesn't eat pork (the other white meat!).

Not eating pork does not evil make. It just means you'll never know the joys of eating a ham sandwich.

Khash.

[demnan]

3. I'm a 10

Not really evil. Kinda makes me wonder why I ended up in the 6th circle in the Dante's Inferno test.

I'm a failure at all these things, I guess.

[Az_lefty]

4. 11

just evil enough to be interesting.

[cryfordawn]

9. Your score is 10!

6-10: You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Why did you even bother taking the test, Mr. Milquetoast?


Oh well.. I'm on my way to evil.

:evilgrin:

[Brewman_Jax]

10. Your score is 17

I'm shocked, and I didn't try hard. I guess I'll have to change jobs.

[Mr. McD]

12. 18

16-20: Boo-frickety-hoo. I guess I now have some competition here. There are few people as vile, nasty, disgusting, and self-serving as you! Your mother must be very proud!

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

13. 20

I guess I'll have to change my name from Khashka to Satan's Bitch.

No, really, I'm not that evil! It's just that world domination thing - it gets me every time.

Honestly, I love kittens and puppies and children rarely run away from me screaming in horror (if they know what's good for them!).

But I just can't resist that desire to dominate the world.

I'm sorry. I feel really terrible now :( I promise to do better in the future....

Khash.

[prolesunited]

14. So, say you succeed in your bid

for world domination. What would your world look like?

[khashka]

19. Um, well,

have you ever seen the Teletubbies? Something like that :)

Khash.

[Champion Jack]

16. 17!!!

"16-20: Boo-frickety-hoo. I guess I now have some competition here. There are few people as vile, nasty, disgusting, and self-serving as you! Your mother must be very proud!"

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. I got a nine..

How pathetic am I?
Duckie

[TN al]

18. I got a nine too

I think I will keep my hand on my wallet in this crowd and suggest you do the same.

[MissMillie]

20. I'm a 6

6-10: You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Why did you even bother taking the test, Mr. Milquetoast?



Apparently I'm not very evil.

[KinkyDem]

21. A perfect score!

Wow! That's cool! I never knew a pop-up could be so interactive. When Mini Me started asking me questions about how to be more evil I was really shocked!

Damn Netscape shoulda stopped that pesky pop-up!

Netscape, you're next! I'm coming for ya and I promise you won't like it.

At least now that he's dead we won't have to put up with Mini Me anymore!

[VelmaD]

24. Me too...

20 outta 20 baybee. I'm evil...evil to the bone. Bwahahahahahaha

[ButterflyBlood]

22. 10

n/t

[SarahB]

23. I'm a 7

"You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Why did you even bother taking the test, Mr. (or rather Ms.) Milquetoast?"

That's me. I'm just an evil wannabe.


edit: because I still can't spell

[CrownPrinceBandar]

25. 12

More evil than I thought!

[strategery blunder]

26. Perfect 20

All will now hail The Supreme Chair, who holds dominion over all...

[geniph]

27. Well, how pathetic. I'm an 8.

However, had they not asked that password question of a system administrator, I might have gotten a different score. (It's reflex by now to give the "strong passwords" spiel whenever I find someone who's using an obvious one, or one that's written down on a sticky note under their keyboard.)

[buddhamama]

28. i'm a non-evil 7

6-10: You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Why did you even bother taking the test, Mr. Milquetoast?

[EV1Ltimm]

29. 20!

but i cheated!

cheating on an evil test should get me at least a 21.