Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else

[madinmaryland]

BLOOMINGTON, IN—A new study released Monday by sociologists at Indiana University found that women will always answer their telephones unless mind-blowing sex with a man other than the caller prevents them from doing so.

The findings were consistent across all demographic groups in a sampling of 500 females between the ages of 18 to 35, which included women who were romantically involved with the caller but had requested some time apart to clear their heads, as well as women who had dated the caller briefly but assumed it was understood by both parties that the relationship had not worked out.

"No matter who they were, or what their perceived or actual relationship with the male caller was, women who failed to pick up the phone were statistically all but certain to be deep in the throes of coital passion with one or more virile lovers at the time of the call," researcher Patrick Berger said. "In addition, a vast majority of the female participants we observed had seemingly forgotten all about the relationship they once had with the caller, and were, in fact, completely consumed by the vaginal gratification they were currently receiving."

"A type of gratification they would hesitate to even call 'sex,' since it was so much more intense and transcendent than any kind of sex they had experienced before," Berger added.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-women-always-answer-their-phones-unless-they,18254/

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[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. Does this mean they WILL answer the phone if the call is from

the man they're having mind-blowing sex with?

[seabeyond]

2. how about having sex with the dud and the mind blowing calls??? nt

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. So the guy is a dud in bed but a stud on the phone?

[seabeyond]

7. or they are two different guys. nt

[WolverineDG]

4. Wow, I must be having all kinds of mind-blowing sex

I don't answer the phone unless I know who's calling.

dg

[alphafemale]

5. I just about NEVER answer my phone.

If it's not important to YOU enough to leave a message? Why did you call me in the first place?

[rrneck]

6. My wife likes to talk during sex.

She called me from a hotel.

Hat tip to Rodney Dangerfield.

[seabeyond]

8. see, she was with the dud and you are the mindblowing.....

it does work out.

at least you are the mind blowing

ba hhahahaha

[kimi]

9. Never mind about the answering of phones

...what about answering texts while having sex??

We live in a world where texts matter, people!!

We all multi-task, do we not? If I put my mind to it, I could probably text while having sex. (Hmmm, must practice this sometime.)

Would depend on the partner, of course, but that's a whole other subject.

The Onion must put THAT to a study, I do believe.

[Kaleva]

10. "unless mind-blowing sex with a man other than the caller prevents them from doing so."

The statement really doesn't make sense to me.

[retread]

11. She doesn't answer the phone during sex because she has the phone on vibrate!

[kedrys]

12. Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WinkyDink]

13. Or they're on the pot.

[madinmaryland]

14. Doing what???

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[Lilith Velkor]

15. Pot.

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