Moranest thread ever: Is it farfetched that Ashton & Demi are punking everybody?

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Like, who cares, but own this concept: If not the Lounge to post passing irrelevancies or flights of fancy, WHERE?!1 Besides, it's either this or mowing the yard, or rather, this AND postponing mowing the yard.

So, is Ashton doing "Other-Than-Demi" and the two of them are cool with it?!1 Iow, are they so sophisticated ("swingers") and/or evolved, given their supposed history of togetherness with prior nuclear families, that they are extending "extended families" to include flings?!1

Or will they pull a Bobby-in-the-shower from "Dallas" and claim that they are punking?!1 Given the Punked show, plus Joaquin's rapper feint, it would fit a fad. Picture this: The three of them, Ashton-Demi-&-t'Other standing in front of a phalanx of media. The permutations of the possibilities are boggling!1

Off to the yard!1 Back later to see what well-deserved slapping this has reaped!1

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Study: Ashton Kutcher Is a Tool

Twitter god Ashton Kutcher might not be as influential online as you think, according to a new study by scientists from Northwestern University. Wait, we need scientists to tell us that Ashton Kutcher is a moron? Thanks, science!

Researchers from Northwestern used "specialized mathematical algorithms" to determine which Twitter users are the most influential. They pored over millions of tweets to find out who was driving trends and concluded that experts tweeting on their areas of expertise are the most significant. Does that mean Ashton Kutcher's musings on "technology for citizen empowerment and human rights" and sanskrit translations are basically ignored by his 5.8 million followers? Pretty much. ... ....

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