How can I tell if the thread I'm about to post is a sex thread?

[struggle4progress]

[petronius]

1. If you use the word "rock" to modify the word "hard", and the word "throbbing" is within

4 lines of the aforementioned 2 words, then it's a sex thread. Otherwise, it's probably just geology...

[struggle4progress]

2. I decided to test your theory and found this very useful website: healthcareask

Pretty sure you'll want to go there with all your health care asks, as showing below

How discouraging does a wasp and a bee sting hurt? ... I have only be stung by a bee as I stood on it about 10 years ago and all i can vote is it felt like an electric shock shooting up my right leg and consequently throbbing in my foot for about an hour ... I think they can even bite rock-hard as well ... http://www.healthcareask.com/injuries/injuries-3-3042.html

What is cause this throbbing contained by the bottom of my foot? ... Pain surrounded by this area of the foot may also occur when wearing rock-hard shoes without any cushioning inside ... http://www.healthcareask.com/pain/pain-3-2351.html

Hand broken from punching wall? I know this sounds really stupid, but i just got REALLY angry and granted to punch a wall (cause im an idiot ) now the veins within my hand are all sticking out, my fingers are bleeding a bit and look kinda swollen , and my middle finger knuckle is swollen (but not too much) and purple, and my ring finger and pinky knuckle look close to there pushed down. I can close my hand to a fist, but it hurts pretty discouraging, and it hurts to open it all the route. Could this be broken, and do i need to go to a doctor ... your hand is broken, seek medical assistance. they will x-ray u and across the world cast it. take some throbbing relief ... I mull over your hand is ok though, if you can close it and open it later it probably isn't broken. I never ever went to a Dr for my hand and I used to be an angry childish man with a habit of punching rock-hard objects (never people strangely enough) my hand looks moderately buggered, the skin wont move over my knuckle on my right ring finger and the finger itself looks like it has move slightly towards the middle finger but it works fine ... http://www.healthcareask.com/injuries/injuries-3-6135.html

Why do some culture remove their tonsils? ... When your tonsils get to big you get tonsillitis and it's rock-hard to breath and so you don't suffocate the doctors take them out so you can breath easier and don't get a confusion from them being infected ... If people have continuous tonsilitus, next there is no point in have them, they dont really do much so u might aswell have them out to save the throbbing ... If they own tonsillitis, the only way to fix it is to pocket the tonsils out ... http://www.healthcareask.com/other/health-care-3-8403.html

[petronius]

3. Good find! Looks like I'll be able to replace my physician

(Any website that uses "moderately buggered" as a medical term has got to be first rate!)

I suppose my sex-thread-ID system needs a little refinement, though...