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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 06:24 PM
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Wanna loaf around?
Go to the bakery.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 06:25 PM
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1. I have a bread machine
so I can loaf around at home, too.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 06:37 PM
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2. I'll be right back... I gotta go pinch a...
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 08:16 PM
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3. Don't let your meat loaf.
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 08:26 PM
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4. I wanna park my buns on a cruise ship lounge chair and loaf for a week...
with a drink in my hand, umbrella in the drink, Javier to keep it refilled, and Brad to massage....



Damn, kids are flooding the bathroom again. Later...
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:04 PM
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5. Park your buns on that flooded commode...
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...gaze in rapt wonder at the body of water surrounding you...
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...and squint really, REALLY hard at the plunger until
it looks like a long cool drink with an umbrella in it.
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You're welcome.
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It's a gift I've had all my life.
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Do NOT get so lost in the fantasy that you take a sip...
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...but if you do... ... ... ... ... ... ... PLEASE don't tell us.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 11:26 AM
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6. catloaf
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 11:28 AM
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7. ha!
I have a box kitty that would totally do that.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 11:29 AM
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8. isn't it scrumptious ?!
:D :hi:
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