AAAAH!! Save me from GD.

[IScreamSundays]

For the love of all things holy. I was depressed before I logged on to GD. Now I am down right suicidal. Somebody tell me it is all going to be all right. Talk me down off of the ledge.

[RandomThoughts]

1. It is going to be alright.

:hug:

Some comments are a bit loaded and can have difficult short term effects.

Take a breath and find a happy thought, it really does get better.


My favorite song for such times.


Why Worry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03uXQiz6eY

[jobycom]

2. Nah, just jump. It's always going to be like that.

When I say jump, I mean jump off the ledge and out of GD, not, like, you know, anyplace that would actually hurt.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Ladies and Gentlemen, we secretly photographed IScreamSundays in GD...

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(on edit) A belated welcome to DU!!!! :hi:
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[Skittles]

4. that's not him

this is him

[NuttyFluffers]

5. well i'm lip syncing Duran Duran's "Ordinary World" into the spoon from my ice cream dinner, so no.

the brain freeze and numb lips don't help.

[MrScorpio]

6. Stay around here

Decompress.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Everything will be alright....

Seriously, it will be.

[raccoon]

8. There ought to be a sign at the top of GD, like this one:

[MilesColtrane]

9. GD

[Deep13]

10. Hey, look at this!

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Every so often, general discussion is used for its intended purpose, discussing generals.

Then, it's worth attending.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9035587

[Curmudgeoness]

12. We've warned you and warned you. Do I have to sound like your

mother!?! Do not touch the stove, it's hot. Don't cross the street without looking both ways, twice. And DO NOT go into GD unless you are prepared to be drawn and quartered, or feel like you have.

[gratuitous]

13. And stay out!

Sheesh. Gotta chase the kidlings out all the time. Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. The first time I went there, I was so DEEPLY disappointed...

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...as someone, taking advantage of my noob status, told me GD stood for "Genital Discussion".
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"Well," I thought to myself as reality came crashing down on me, "This sucks."
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[Ryano42]

15. I am NOT quiting Obama...I am NOT quiting the Dem Party...I am NOT quiting...

However I am quitting that circular firing squad of Nattering Naybobs of Negativity, the Kooks the Jackwagons, the Narwhal non-believers, the teabags of every style, the harpies, they Corporal Hudsons, the emotion-firsters, the jump to conclusionists,

and especially the monkey poop flinging tin foileristas!!!!!

To GD and GDP...WTF.

[MilesColtrane]

16. The Chuggos of Chaos?

[Ryano42]

17. Oooo I like that one!

How about the Lemmings of Lament????

:D

[MilesColtrane]

19. GD is a vast Olive Garden of Gloom.

[kimi]

18. Ha, I like this!! LOL

Now, I dare ya - no, I DOUBLE dare ya - to go over there to GD and post this! :)


(Not really, but imagining the ensuing discussion amused me for a moment.)

[Ryano42]

20. I think I might start a thread in GD

Might get a laugh.

Or a tombstone.

[many a good man]

21. Nattering narwhals?

Where?

[MrMickeysMom]

22. I go there less these days...

There, there... I'm sure it's just a man and his horse getting hanged. Dooo-dooo-doooo-doooooo!