Man Arrested for Putting Semen in Co-Worker's Water Bottle

[cbdo2007]

The suspect, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana, is accused of putting the semen in his co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions.
KTLA News

12:07 PM PDT, August 17, 2010

SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man was arrested Tuesday morning, accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.
The unidentified victim, who ws unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.

...On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.


http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story

[GCP]

1. EEWWWWWWWW

How repulsive :puke:

[Kaleva]

2. Men do some weird shit.

I knew a guy in the Navy who got caught jacking off in the creamed corn while he was assigned to work on the mess decks as a mess crank. He got beat up pretty bad.

[Kali]

11. sometimes violence is justified

[tinymontgomery]

14. When I was in the Navy

the sailors behind the line would spit in the food or eggs, especially in the wardroom. They never messes with the chiefs mess though.

[petronius]

3. Why did she feel sick (even after just a sip)?

Can you be allergic to semen? :shrug:

Glad this freak was caught, that's some seriously deranged behavior...

[pitohui]

15. this is a magical/voodoo thing methinks

you put your "stuff" into somebody's food/water to make them love you and whatever was deep inside of her continued to reject the guy

yah, in the reality based universe, one sip of water w/ some guy's jizz in it wouldn't make you sick, you wouldn't even know you drank it...but sometimes there's a supernatural world that comes into play

sorry to get all woo-woo but there's a story behind this story

ok you can all burst into laughter and jeers now...

same as clarence thomas putting his pubic hair on anita hill's coke can -- he wanted her to love him, it didn't work, major freak out, "hilarity ensues" -- not gonna get in a discussion of whether it happened or not, i believe hill, but i believe non new orleans/non black americans believed thomas because they thought "who would put a pubic hair on a coke can? that's fucking stupid" no it's not fucking stupid its trad magic...next question

but for the most part putting semen (if you're a guy)/menstrual blood (you're a girl) to get someone's love attention etc....that's sooo traditional a magic it's a sorry comment on our lack of knowledge of the past that we don't see that immediately

[Radical Activist]

17. That part doesn't pass the smell test.

[Kaleva]

19. A woman threw up on me once

She gagged and upchucked.

[trof]

4. This leaves many questions to be answered.

If he actually ejaculated INTO the bottle he must have a really teeny weeny weenie.
Or was it a wide-mouth water bottle?
This could have significant bearing on the case and the defense.

If he did this TWICE, does this make him a repeat offender and subject to more severe sentencing guidelines?
Or just really, really dumb?

What was his motive, exactly?
If he INTENDED to cause harm, then this was definitely a premeditated crime and not just a spur-of-the-moment 'prank'.

When did semen become 'offensive'?
I guess it depends on the circumstances and the context.

But seriously, folks...
Yeah, really gross.
But still...
:rofl:

[Skittles]

5. scheduling trof for ass-kicking

offense: seriously over-analyzing spoo

[trof]

6. Thanks for the laugh. Really.

I LOLed.
Been a long time.
:-)

[hippywife]

7. Well, it's not like

he was masturbating and needed someplace to blow in an emergency, now is it?

And as far as semen being offensive...unsolicited semen has ALWAYS been offensive. :rofl:


Seriously, tho, this guy is a real ass. :eyes:

[TreasonousBastard]

8. You get arrested for that now?

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. .

:rofl: thanks for the laugh!

[foxfeet]

9. This will be used to explain a lot of teenage pregnancies.

Sigh.

[struggle4progress]

10. Sounds like "The Complete 'Don't Do This List'" could be a bestselling coffeetable book

The sort of thing you could give to those friends who might sometimes have an idea that they needed to look up to see whether or not it was one of those "don't do this" things

Maybe with detailed instructions and illustrations on "how not to do this," for people get easily confused

[rug]

13. Wadda jerkoff.

[Radical Activist]

16. lol good one.

[WillParkinson]

18. A picture of Mr. Lallana

[chrisa]

20. Oh my god.

Where can I :puke:?