7 reasons why a zombie outbreak would fail...

[Green_Lantern]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

[MilesColtrane]

1. Geez

I could have gone all day without learning that zombie porn exists on the internet.

:puke: :scared:

[Blue_Tires]

2. one thing worse than discussing a theoretical zombie outbreak

is the nonstop orgy of nerd debate which follows...(see the 900+ comments)

[Bassic]

4. Meh. Here's a few real nerd debates

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/board.html?forumId=13395581&sid=1

[Bassic]

3. This guy is dead wrong

He needs to read the Zombie Survival Guide.

[proteus_lives]

7. +10

[flying rabbit]

5. So you and your SCIENCE are minimizing

the impact. You probably don't believe in global warming either.
I weep for your soul. When the zombies come for your brains, you shall realize the errors of your ways.

[Green_Lantern]

9. the zombies will be too busy watching Fox News

To attack anyone.

[flying rabbit]

13. Why would they watch Fox news

if they are interested in brains? Unless they prefer the low calorie ones. Come on, weight watching zombies is a bit over the top isn't it?

[denbot]

6. I would like to be on record welcoming our Zombie Overlords!!!

[XemaSab]

8. The links alone made my evening

:D

[NewJeffCT]

10. I like this quote

>>>
But let's say there is an outbreak, like if one zombie was able to bite 30 people in the crowd at an Insane Clown Posse concert before they figured out it wasn't part of the show.
<<<

[JTG of the PRB]

11. I think the author of the article gives too much credit to the human race.

We can be panicky idiots who do the stupidest things at the stupidest times. Sure we can congregate high up, but what happens when the power turns off, or the water stops running, or the food runs out. Panicky idiots.

If the article writer had read The Zombie Survival Guide, they'd realize that.

[Wolf Frankula]

12. Cracked forgot Scientific Reason 9

Elizabeth Bennets are now more common than Doyles in Boston.

Wolf