Just so you know who's out there online w/ you

[Capn Sunshine]

Taken from a random forum of a lawyer I know:

THE DRACONIAN REPTILIANS AND THEIR ILLUMINATI SLAVES WE MUST STOP THEM AND EXPOSE THEIR EVIL ALIEN AGENDAS NOW PRESIDENT OBAMA AND ALL THE OTHER BLUE BLOODS THAT ARE IN OUR GOVERNMENTS AND THE GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD JUST ASK THEM ABOUT IT AND DO IT NOW THE ARE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTERS AND THEY ARE THE BROTHER/SISTER HOODS OF THE SNAKE /SERPENT WE MUST WAKE UP AND STOP THEM AND EXPOSE ALL THEIR EVIL AGENDAS LIKE THE EXPLOSION ON THE OIL RIG IT WASAN ILLUMINATI AGENDAS AND SO IS OUR CURRENT ECONOMICAL SITUATION WE MUST STOP THESE EVIL REPTILIANS NOW

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Capn Sunshine!

I don't know whether to :scared: or :rofl: !

:hi:

[kayakjohnny]

2. Completely ignoring of course, all the really nice upstanding reptilians out there. Typical.

And hiya, Capn!

:hi:

[Ikonoklast]

10. Yanno, a few 'bad apple' reptilians in the bunch and all of a sudden,

they're all bad.


Except the ones covering for the bad apples, they're bad, too.














Oh, and the ones that eat live babies.

Yep. Bad.


Almost forgot.

[Capn Sunshine]

11. my first thoughts as well.

What about Jack Kerouac? The Hardy Boys? The Mouseketeers? HR Pufenstuff? David Hasselhof? Friends?
These and many more reptilians have brought us hours of viewing pleasure.

[kentauros]

12. As a matter of "fact"

if you ever read the Mark Schultz comic Xenozoic Tales, the reptilians were a friendly race, at least to the main character, Jack Tenrec :)

Other characters include various criminals, politicians, scientists, and inventors who populate the dystopian world of tomorrow. There is also a race of reptilian humanoids who cannot speak in a human language but instead communicate by spelling words with Scrabble tiles. These creatures have befriended Tenrec, and apparently have the ability to communicate telepathically with the dinosaurs. Added into the mix is Hermes, an allosaurus Jack raised, and who basically acts as the most threatening guard dog one could ask for.

[woo me with science]

3. Where is DU's repressed memory/multiple personality/mind control contingent now?

That was probably triggering to them, and they switched to a different personality.

[kentauros]

4. Or perhaps we're all SubGenii in disguise

and immune to the mind-contol-beams of the Reptilian-Illuminati :P

[woo me with science]

6. You're only immune to the beams if

you remember to bring your hat.



now, personally, i plan ahead. i can use my whole office.

[kentauros]

7. Like Max Headroom

I have a full set of plates in my head

[old mark]

14. Yeah, but do you have SAUCERS? nt

[kentauros]

15. Only the little tiny ones for Turkish coffee

as well as the tiny cups :)

[old mark]

18. Nice that you have the set - it's hard to find the saucers if you only have the cups...

invite me over for cake sometime....



mark

[kentauros]

19. I'll be glad to invite you for cake

but you have to make the coffee (I'm a tea-drinker.) Plus, I'll have to get a new set. My past-wife took the only set we had when we broke up. Still, not a problem. Houston has a large Middle Eastern community and plenty of shops that sell the sets :D

[old mark]

20. I drink mostly tea myself, but Houston is way too hot for me...

Thanks anyway.

mark

[kentauros]

25. Okay, no problem.

I know at least one Greek restaurant that does the tiny-cup molasses-thick coffee, too. I was surprised that I liked it, but I left about a half-inch of the "mud" at the bottom. You can't "drink" that stuff anyway...

[kentauros]

5. This almost sounds like something from Francis E. Dec, Esq.

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy

:D

[Bossy Monkey]

8. To be fair, David Icke took a lot of shots to the head in his goalie days n/t

[Forkboy]

9. Hey, be kind to us goalies!!!!!

:freak:

[Bossy Monkey]

16. No, really

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

[Forkboy]

17. Sadly, I know all about him already.

:)

[HipChick]

23. I met David a few years back...

some of the work he did with the African Zulu Shaman Credo Mutwa is not so far fetched...especially because they touched on years ago, what is happening in America today

[old mark]

13. Damn! I missed my "Brotherhood Of The Serpent" meeting yesterday....

it's the last Friday of every month! I'm sure they will email me my update on next month's evil agenda...Gotta shift now, bye bye...


mark

[velvet]

21. Gee, there are some nifty band names in that post

Reptilian Shapeshifters, yeah! Illuminati Slaves, Evil Alien Agenda, Sisterhood of the Serpent.

Mind you, I doubt I'd attend a concert with that lineup. I'd probably go see The Blue Bloods.

[Mopar151]

22. Illuminati and Reptilian Shape Shifters

Sounds like a new concept album from Blue Oyster Cult. Goodgawd..... At least us druggies know a hallucination when we see one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Voy4onbs0&feature=fvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM0_yR2oAvA&feature=related

And the name of the album was "Secret Treaties"

Call Mr. Lee - He'll know the code is broken...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4QZSDu1wx8

[Odin2005]

24. Ugh, schozphrenia is horrible!